Thinking of having kids??? Sucker.....

[dlk9s]

We're having our first child by Halloween. We were putting up a wallpaper border in the nursery tonight.

I took my laptop up to my wife just now and showed this to her. Her reaction:

"Oh, no...oh, no...that's not paint! Is that poo? Is that poo? We're going to have one of those! Is it too late?"

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll make sure her diaper has locks on it.

EDIT: I bought a wireless webcam yesterday so the grandparents can see the baby when they want and my wife can see what's going on from work (I work at home). If this doo-doo thing happens, I hope someone is at least watching it live.

[Golden_Rhino]

Is it true that once you have kids things that make you puke before you have kids no longer do that to you?? I ask because if this happened to me there would be chunks in the picture as well.

[MrBrightside]

dude, you lose your reaction to the scatological pretty quick once you get kids.

[dlk9s]

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dude, you lose your reaction to the scatological pretty quick once you get kids.

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I plan on cleaning the baby by holding her by the scruff of the neck over the bathtub and spraying her with the shower massage.

[edfurlong]

Just look forward to showing this to every one of his future girlfriends for the duration of your life. Ahhh memories.

[microbet]

wow. My youngest is 4. I think I'm in the clear. No more kids for me.

[willie]

thanks to whoever bumped this

this cheered me up [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



f kids, no waaaay!

[ed8383]

Like Carlos Mencia says, "white people need to get the ballz to beat their kids"

first he decorates your walls with poop, 12 years later he starts listening to rap music, starts dressing like a wigger and spray painting graffiti in neighborhoods! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[daveymck]

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Is it true that once you have kids things that make you puke before you have kids no longer do that to you?? I ask because if this happened to me there would be chunks in the picture as well.

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No, had that happened in my house it would have had to be left until the GF got in otherwise I would have been sick.

Tactical ignoring of full nappies was somthing I became quite good at, didnt help my daughters stuff was green for the first couple of years.

My worst experience like that was christmas eve one year, gf out at work until christmas morning, stepdaughter puked the most horrible thickest hugest stuff came out of her (the exorcist had nothing on this), all over her the pillow the bed everywhere, cleaning her and that up is an experience that will live with me forever, still not sure how I cleaned up without being sick myself.

[MadMat]

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wow. My youngest is 4. I think I'm in the clear. No more kids for me.

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Untill they hit teenage years and discover booze, then you'll be cleaning up puke instead of crap for a couple of years [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Mat