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<14 0 0%
14-15 2 10.53%
15-16 7 36.84%
16-17 2 10.53%
17-18 5 26.32%
18-19 1 5.26%
>19 2 10.53%
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  #81  
Old 09-21-2006, 02:56 PM
jokerthief jokerthief is offline
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

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Polar bears tear through walrus skin and blubber which is thicker and stronger than hippo hide.

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So what? A hippo is a hundred times as mobil as a walrus and has much greater offensive weapons. The only way the polar bear could kill a hippo would be to attack it's neck. If if tried that it would have to deal with that huge mouth full of huge teeth. The hippo would also be able to charge. The polar bear would end up getting crushed.
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Old 09-21-2006, 03:10 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

Personally, I think there's a lot to be said for the bear's striking power. Grizzlies have been known to kill large animals with a single strike, and a polar bear is bigger and stronger than a grizzly. That being said, the hippo has a huge weight advantage so maybe it can take a few bear blows and still retaliate with those huge teeth.

Maybe the answer is, in striking, the bear wins, but if it goes to grappling the hippo takes him down. Typical fighting debate.
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:19 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

Using OP's weight ranges and taking average weight for each, the hippo:bear weight ratio here is FIVE TO ONE. If you weigh five times your opponent, and you're mean to begin with, you win.

Bet the bankroll on the hippo.
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:29 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

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Using OP's weight ranges and taking average weight for each, the hippo:bear weight ratio here is FIVE TO ONE. If you weight five times your opponent, and you're mean to begin with, you win.

Bet the bankroll on the hippo.

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can a hippo take out a rhino? they are similarly sized, that could be an interesting match
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:44 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

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Using OP's weight ranges and taking average weight for each, the hippo:bear weight ratio here is FIVE TO ONE. If you weight five times your opponent, and you're mean to begin with, you win.

Bet the bankroll on the hippo.

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can a hippo take out a rhino? they are similarly sized, that could be an interesting match

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What about a Hippo and Rhino tag team against a Polar Bear and Grizzly Bear. Match occurs in a 1/4 acre steel cage containing a semi-deep pond, several large trees and an ice shelf.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:58 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

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I'm voting for the hippo in 90% of any circumstance. Unless they're at a biker rally and the polar bear is a 3rd degree black belt.

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Lol
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:02 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

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Using OP's weight ranges and taking average weight for each, the hippo:bear weight ratio here is FIVE TO ONE. If you weight five times your opponent, and you're mean to begin with, you win.

Bet the bankroll on the hippo.

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can a hippo take out a rhino? they are similarly sized, that could be an interesting match

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What about a Hippo and Rhino tag team against a Polar Bear and Grizzly Bear. Match occurs in a 1/4 acre steel cage containing a semi-deep pond, several large trees and an ice shelf.

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The bears would go down hard.
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:23 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

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Using OP's weight ranges and taking average weight for each, the hippo:bear weight ratio here is FIVE TO ONE. If you weight five times your opponent, and you're mean to begin with, you win.

Bet the bankroll on the hippo.

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can a hippo take out a rhino? they are similarly sized, that could be an interesting match

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What about a Hippo and Rhino tag team against a Polar Bear and Grizzly Bear. Match occurs in a 1/4 acre steel cage containing a semi-deep pond, several large trees and an ice shelf.

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The bears would go down hard.

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Old 09-22-2006, 11:31 PM
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Default Re: Polar Bear vs. Hippopotamus

Polar Bear: I am tired of hunting fish, they don't respect my strength.

Friend Bears: Fight a Hippo, he is sure to respect your strength.

End result = owned
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