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Old 09-22-2006, 12:48 PM
KilgoreTrout KilgoreTrout is offline
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Default LAST POGGER STANDING - winning thread! gg guys

My wife informed me that dog groomers, as part of their normal grooming of dogs, are required to squeeze the anal glands of their dog-clients. She said this is done to keep them from clogging or something. She's pulling my leg, right?


Edit - I bet Meatball knows the answer to this. Paging Mr. Bedford...
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:50 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

It's called a happy ending.
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:55 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

Nope. It's real. Many owners do this themselves...not doing it is very uncomfortable for dogs--thats why you see them draggin their asses around on carpets etc.

This is the real reason to take dogs to the groomer, imo...I aint squeezing nobodys anal glands unless they look like Chirstina Ricci.

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Old 09-22-2006, 12:55 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

she's completely pulling your anal gland
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:01 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

Our dog occasionally has problems with this, yes they do need this gland relieved. This is why they drag their butt on carpet or grass.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:02 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

That is gross, and another reason I'm glad I don't have a dog.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:03 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

No, it isn't a joke, and yes, some owners do it. Personally, I prefer paying $10 every three months to putting on a rubber glove, lubing it up, and going in myself.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:17 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

Got a Pomeranian for my daughters. Just learned about this one a few weeks ago.

It's a little dog and I have big fingers, so I figure it's the wife's job.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:26 PM
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Default Re: Dog Grooming and Anal Glands Question

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Our dog occasionally has problems with this, yes they do need this gland relieved. This is why they drag their butt on carpet or grass.

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Sometimes I drag my butt on the carpet. Does that mean my anal gland needs to be relieved? I thought it was just 'itchy a-hole'?
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:27 PM
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Our dog occasionally has problems with this, yes they do need this gland relieved. This is why they drag their butt on carpet or grass.

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Sometimes I drag my butt on the carpet. Does that mean my anal gland needs to be relieved? I thought it was just 'itchy a-hole'?

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If you are a dog then I guess so.
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