the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[Black Aces 518]

Also, we were preparing to go to the first OU-OSU basketball game in Norman since the OSU basketball plane crash. OSU's coach Eddie Sutton had switched planes with Daniel Lawson, a player on the team. The plane carrying Lawson was the one that crashed.

We decided we should start a "YOU KILLED LAW-SON *clap, clap, clapclapclap*" chant during the game, but we pussed out.

[gilper]

A friend lives in a neighborhood near a school for the blind. The school had an open house for the community. My friend went and I asked him how it was.
Him - we showed up late and they had no food left. It's like they have never seen food before.
Me - they probably haven't

I was at work when an associate limped up to my desk.
Me - Hey gimp, why are you limping.
Him - because I have one leg.

[blinlk182]

Once heard a guy in the bathroom of a club say "I only have 4 ruffies left, i don't want to waste them."

[GovmentCheese]

"She kisses her daughter with that mouth"

Brian - the king of the internets

[Tiltguru]

I was working at some lame telemarketing job when I was younger trying to hustle charity donations and some lady was arguing saying it was to much money blah blah, so I said look were not asking for an arm or a leg here lady just x$. I glance over and realize the new guy that just started who sitting beside me was missing an arm....

[youtalkfunny]

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I was working at some lame telemarketing job when I was younger trying to hustle charity donations and some lady was arguing saying it was to much money blah blah, so I said look were not asking for an arm or a leg here lady just x$. I glance over and realize the new guy that just started who sitting beside me was missing an arm....

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I swear, these are triggered subconsciously.

Why else would I say, "That's mighty white of you," in front of a black guy, when I had never before said it, or even thought about saying it? Why else ask an amputee cardplayer if he wants a hand?

[Tennenbaum]

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I was playing mini-golf and having a cigarette at the same time. A kid, about 8 years old, comes up to me, and says "Why are you smoking, don't you know it's bad for you?" My reply was, "Because it's cool, all the cool kids are doing it."

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Well played sir.

[Tiltguru]

Yeah that must be it. LoL. I hadn't used that line before, it just came out.

[Patton4]

Blackjack table, Vegas... buddies are celebrating our 21sts, totally drunk and stupid as we should be. We're having a decent run at the table, so we are being loud and obnoxious, commentating as the dealer keeps giving us great hands. Dealer deals us our first cards of the next hand and lays down Kings in front of the three of us. My buddy in a drunken voice says, "Yeah.. I'm down with the K,K,K!"
Of course, he is touching elbows with a black guy and the dealer is Asian. The guy might not have noticed, but the dealer's glare said "I hope you die a slow death".

He was so drunk he didn't even realize what he had said.

[SL__72]

While flipping through channels one day I came across some show on the history channel where they were interviewing holocaust survivors. As a guy finishes talking about how his parents/family was all dead and telling how he survived my roommated says "Bitch, bitch, bitch..."