Rollerblade campus badbeat.

Anqew · #1 09-21-2006, 04:13 PM

So I get out of my econ202 and Im roller blading down my campus's main strip where the trafic of people is moderate. Everythings going fine as im going down the slight slope at a decent speed. As USUSAL there is some donkey biker coming up taking up half of the f'in block but what can you do. The trick is to be decisive and stick to a path otherwise those biatches will suicide into you. So I see this easy 3 foot margin to my right so I merge into it. I then see the guy infront to my left is on a cell phone RANDOMLY decides to jump to the right. I mean HE JUMPED to the right Like it was some [censored] game. So Instead of giving him whiplash and breaking his back I go on the grass at a decent speed, Obvioulsy loose balance and take a cool whipe. The dick then looks at me and laughs as hes chatting on cellphone. I wish I had some balls to go kick his ass, and by that I mean charge behind him and tackle him.
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The Ocho · #2 09-21-2006, 04:15 PM

this reminds me of a joke.

What's the worst thing about rollerblading?

...telling your parents you're gay

AsH_KeTcHuM · #3 09-21-2006, 04:15 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Im roller blading

[/ QUOTE ]

The rest of the mumbo jumbo wasn't needed for this beat story

challenger84 · #4 09-21-2006, 04:30 PM

As soon as I realized it was you doing the rollerblading, I immediately quit reading, and put you on my ignore list to avoid any further misunderstandings.

grando · #5 09-21-2006, 04:31 PM

people still rollerblade?

tom10167 · #6 09-21-2006, 04:32 PM

It's actually a pretty funny story.

I would have crashed in to his bitchass though.

jfish · #7 09-21-2006, 04:33 PM

[censored] the haters. good post.

Anqew · #8 09-21-2006, 04:34 PM

[ QUOTE ]
this reminds me of a joke.

What's the worst thing about rollerblading?

...telling your parents you're gay

[/ QUOTE ]

Go jerk off to your coldplay more queer.

boomshakalaka · #9 09-21-2006, 04:37 PM

I used to skateboard and still do on rare occasions when me and my freind dicide to get a six pack and go to the skate park. Anyways there was always a divide at hte skateparks between the roller bladers and skateboarders. When fights happened the rollerbladers always lost. We would call them fruitbooters. Youre a fruitbooter.

SomethingClever · #10 09-21-2006, 04:41 PM

Lower shoulder, level the cell phone douche. Try to knee him in the groin as you both fall down.

Wait, how big are you? This won't work if you're like 5'3" and a buck 20.