I didn't get laid last night! Trip Report!

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This is sadly standard. Wife hints at sex, but manages to goad you into a spat over something stupid. The mood is broken and you don't get any.

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standard female weirdness.

fortunately, i avoid this line often

[jackdaniels]

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This is sadly standard. Wife hints at sex, but manages to goad you into a spat over something stupid. The mood is broken and you don't get any.

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standard female weirdness.

fortunately, i avoid this line often

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HOW?!??!?!? Inquiring minds want to know!

[kyro]

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wait a sec that looks like my watch

and my hand

WTF

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I see a thumb. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Sigurd]

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The only better way I can think of to handle it is for you to be the one refusing sex

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Someone has to do this and post a trip report, I just have got to know how a women will react to this...

[jkamowitz]

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Start whacking off and shoot it everywhere, including on her eggs. Then you too can have the best trip report ever...

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I feel honored and enshrined by OOT.

[psyduck]

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wait a sec that looks like my watch

and my hand

WTF

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I assure you that is my hand, my Fossil watch, my countertop, and my callouses, which I didn't earn from long days out in the field.

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I will never stop laughing hysterically when I see your avatar.

O M G, such gold.

[kibble420]

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After reading all the threads like this one, I am extremely skeptical of the institution called marriage...

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Well, you don't normally hear all the good stuff, you just hear the whining. I pretty much got laid every day last week, and I love my children to death.

Its like anything else in the world it turns out, there's good and bad.

Ray

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I'm plenty happy living without the bad.

I don't need some bitch complaining about what I do in my spare time, trying to control my life.

I don't want children, so I'm plenty happy not being married!

[Senator_Thack]

From the other side:

1. She wakes up, thinks it would be nice to get frisky with you, and waits for you to come after her.

2. You play on the computer instead.

3. She reacts by complaining about you being on the computer.

4. Instead of realising she's just asking for attention, you turn it into an argument, demonstrate clearly why she's wrong, and make her feel bad because instead of paying positive attention to her, you make her feel bad.

5. She's not happy with you and wants to talk about what's wrong.

6. You say, "nothing's wrong, I already accepted your apology."

7. Everybody goes to bed unhappy.

[kibble420]

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From the other side:

1. She wakes up, thinks it would be nice to get frisky with you, and waits for you to come after her.

2. You play on the computer instead.

3. She reacts by complaining about you being on the computer.

4. Instead of realising she's just asking for attention, you turn it into an argument, demonstrate clearly why she's wrong, and make her feel bad because instead of paying positive attention to her, you make her feel bad.

5. She's not happy with you and wants to talk about what's wrong.

6. You say, "nothing's wrong, I already accepted your apology."

7. Sekrah pozzes your wife.



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FYP

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This is sadly standard. Wife hints at sex, but manages to goad you into a spat over something stupid. The mood is broken and you don't get any.

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standard female weirdness.

fortunately, i avoid this line often

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HOW?!??!?!? Inquiring minds want to know!

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marry a woman who thinks sex >>> stupid spat