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Old 09-19-2006, 11:33 PM
ArtVandelay ArtVandelay is offline
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Default what to say when busting a sucker?

Ahole fish at my table (AF) was talking trash all night in a live 5/10 NLH. After stacking another fish he said "nice doing business with you", and he constantly bragged about his abilities. At one point, he told me he would win everything I had plus my house and family. Despite being outchipped 3:1, he tried to bet $200 that he would stack me by the end of the night (I would have taken it except I expected him to welch). Then the following hand occurred:

AF (980)
Hero (covers)

Preflop:Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], AF is SB.
Hero raises to 40, AF raises to 70, Hero calls.

Flop:(150) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
AF bets 100, Hero calls.

Turn:(350) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
AF checks, Hero bets 200, AF calls.

River:(750) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
AF checks, Hero bets 400, AF raises to 610 all-in, Hero calls.

Results: AF shows <font color="#FFFFFF">Ks Kc</font>
Hero wins 1970.

AF now smiled, said goodnight, and walked away. What's my play?

I said nothing, but my friend in the game said I definitely should have needled him. "Nice doing business with you" maybe?

Good times regardless.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:43 PM
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Default Re: what to say when busting a sucker?

cockslap.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:43 PM
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Say nothing at all if you appreciate the intact-ed-ness of your ass.


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Old 09-19-2006, 11:46 PM
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Default Re: what to say when busting a sucker?

"Nice doing business with you." would be default. As he was leaving the table "Hey wait, you forgot my house and family (pause for reaction)...and your chips." would also be acceptable. Anything except letting him go is ok. This is a bad beat disguised as a brag I think.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:47 PM
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After he showed I would have said "good call"

in fact, I might have slowrollde.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:51 PM
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Flip your cards over and commence pelvic thrusts in his direction.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:55 PM
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Say nothing, just cuz he's a dick doesnt mean you have to be one too.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:57 PM
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nothing............b
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:12 AM
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:31 AM
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Default Re: what to say when busting a sucker?

he beat me, straight up.

pay him. pay that man his money.
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