Celebrity you would most like to beat up?

[Full Metal]

Kevine Federline, even though I don't deem him to be a celebrity, I would make an exception for this explicit scenario.

[FULL RAKE]

I'd like to throw acid in the face of Paris Hilton.

[metrognome7]

There are so many, and most of them have already been mentioned it the thread (esp. Paris Hilton), so I'll add...

Horatio Sanz, as I've heard from many friends in the sketch/improv comedy world that he regularly steals material from smaller troupes, uses a slightly altered version on SNL, then sues the original troupe for copyright. Plus, he's a giant douche.

There's another obvious play here, but I don't want to start another pointless flame war.

[frankster]

Ben Affleck, if he counts. I love Kevin Smith movies, but he should stop giving Ben small roles. Every time I see him appear on screen I feel the urge to smash something or kill someone.

[jaffa]

Paris Hilton

[BlackAMEX]

This is easy...

Using the term celebrity very very very loosely, the correct answer is Mario Lopez (aka AC Slater from Saved by the Bell).

For some reason just seeing this guy exist makes baby jesus cry...

Honourable mention goes to Ashton Kutcher of course

[Cbroods]

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Courtney Love
OJ Simpson
Anna Nicole Smith

bwana

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Are you nuts? OJ Simpson is [censored] crazy, he would [censored] you up.

[claimsguy]

Rosie Odonnel

[Hornacek]

Lindsay Lohan.

If we're talking about poker players, Eric Molina from this year's WSOP.

[wdcbooks]

John Mayer

Dude your body is not going to be a wonderland once I am through pummeling you. I just hate that guy. It is admittedly bizarre, because it isn't about his bland and inoffensive music. He just looks like the kind of guy in high school who would steal your girlfriend and get your little sister addicted to crack. He really needs a beating.