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Old 09-13-2006, 12:25 AM
cogger cogger is offline
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.

They shook hands, and as they walked together, the ambassador said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black, Riley who is Irish, and Sulu who is Asian, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future when we're civilized."
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:26 AM
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I read the title and was excited. I read the post and was disappointed.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:29 AM
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Default Re: Star Trek Joke

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Riley who is Irish

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Who the [censored] is Riley?
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:30 AM
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Go back to the Televised Poker forum.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:31 AM
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I read the title and was excited.

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That is very sad.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:32 AM
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I read the title and was excited.

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That is very sad.

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meh, I'm a geek.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:34 AM
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Default Re: Star Trek Joke

Next time you tell this joke, use an arabic nation. Iranian != arabic.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:34 AM
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I read the title and was excited.

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If it's not the joke comparing toilet paper with the Enterprise, it was bound to disappoint.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:21 AM
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Well i thought it was funny.
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:29 AM
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Weak
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