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09-13-2006, 12:10 AM
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Re: I Wanna Be a Baller, Help Me Out
get massage chairs. and if you don't have room for any of this stuff, go funny then. like have some rug people come in and have a red carpet lead to your dormroom. or a personalized doorbell. or a midget butler for a day. you'd think they'd be hard to get, but they have all kinds of midgets in the yellow pages.
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#82
09-13-2006, 12:21 AM
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[ QUOTE ] hire a mexican to pull you to class in a rickshaw  [/ QUOTE ] Ummm yeah because you definitely want to keep a Mexican in your room with a 31" TV and other things of value. [/ QUOTE ] lol. literally. and that doesn't happen that often for me.
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#84
09-13-2006, 12:47 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] hire a mexican to pull you to class in a rickshaw [/ QUOTE ] Ummm yeah because you definitely want to keep a Mexican in your room with a 31" TV and other things of value. [/ QUOTE ] I laughed so hard at this. [/ QUOTE ] I love the looks on the Rickshaw navigator's face, as well as the passenger's.
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#85
09-13-2006, 12:47 AM
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#86
09-13-2006, 12:50 AM
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I don't know if you party in your room but a [censored] stripper pole is what you need!
Getting it installed and paying off all the moving out fines will be plenty baller.
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#87
09-13-2006, 12:56 AM
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Golf cart with spinners would just be hilarious. Air hockey would be mad fun, as would a fuse ball table. I think you should go with the dart board (cheap and fun), air hockey, something silly option. You could definetly pick up chicks on the way to class with a golf cart with spinners lol.
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#88
09-13-2006, 12:59 AM
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You could definetly pick up chicks on the way to class with a golf cart with spinners lol. [/ QUOTE ] You could also pick up chicks with a knife and roll of duct tape, but is that really something you want to be known for?
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#89
09-13-2006, 01:00 AM
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How about some kind of bitchin' robot:
 This blows away the golf cart (literally):  Perhaps a jetpack:  If you really wanna be baller, get a personal copter to take to class: 
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#90
09-13-2006, 01:04 AM
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the prices on these air hockey tables are absurd. I was just at sportmart the other day and they had quality air hockey tables for $500-800, why the hell would you spend $3,000?
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