A kinda funny coversation I found on my phone

[bad beetz]

It’s not that funny, maybe it’s worth a chuckle, you be the judge.

Last night I went out with Boris, Hakee, Diablo, and the Gift of Gab. Some point I got black out drunk (but not entirely black out, I mean, I went AWOL and I know it). I found this conversation:

ME: We’re out in north beach. Come out!

Asteph: Who is this?

ME: I met you at savoy about 6 months ago. Coincidentally i’m at savoy

Asteph: David right?

ME Yup

Asteph: That’s all you got

ME Steph you are my only. My one. My utopia

Asteph: Deep

ME: Deep in yo thighs (I imagine that I thought this was wickedly clever at the time)

Asteph: Way to cross the innaprparite line

Asteph: David/savoy

ME: We left

ME: (at what must be around 6:00 AM today) Wake up steph WAKE UP! CARPE DIEM STEPH CARPE DIEM!!!!!

[worthless]

sounds like your in, bro. keep with it.

[RunyonAve]

stick it in the pooper for sure.

[El Diablo]

beetz,

"(I imagine that I thought this was wickedly clever at the time)"

Yes, you did.

I guess the rest of the night must have gone pretty well if you were up at 6am tho.

[punkass]

[ QUOTE ]
ME: Deep in yo thighs (I imagine that I thought this was wickedly clever at the time)


[/ QUOTE ]

I laughed.

[Alk3]

I think what I'm most interested in is whether this girl thought that innaprparite was spelled, well, like that.

If that's the case, she's right up your alley, retard.

By the way, who needs to be reimbursed for the room when you're so money with the ladies?

[bad beetz]

I'm so deep in you thighs.

Reimburse me.

This chick was hilarious because like, she's good looking, but she was in a group of 7 hot chicks, and I was so out of my gord wasted I went up and chose her