2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

[NotMitch]

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Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower. Again, just a one time thing and since its in the shower it will be clean and all.

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I thought this was gross until you pointed out it was in the shower, thats almost medical.

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Two questions for everyone:

1) how much greater are the chances my man here has gets a crap taken on his chest at somepoint then the average male?

2) what does the porh he is downloading in a year look like?

[Colonel Kataffy]

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Anyone else have any goals they set heading into college this fall?


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Get good grades...I guess.

[MattSuspect]

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2) what does the porh he is downloading in a year look like?

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I'd say there is a good chance it looks similar to your avatar.

[junsie]

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1) how much greater are the chances my man here has gets a crap taken on his chest at somepoint then the average male?


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I'd think the cleveland steamer would be a future goal for Red Light and with hard work and dedication he'll find that special girl to dump on him.

[StevieG]

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Two questions for everyone:
1) how much greater are the chances my man here has gets a crap taken on his chest at somepoint then the average male?


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Mean or median guy? I'd say te median guy has zero chance of getting a crap taken on his chest because more than half have no interest in this.

Someone I knew once claimed to have done this. He has told a lot of tall tales, but this one actually had me convinced because I could not figure out why he would lie about doing this.

[ibankonu]

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This might be the greatest post ever. I predict it won't make it until midnight.

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Yes and No

[BCPVP]

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She almost didn't go down on me (I had some raunch cock stench from not showering since Sunday night).

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Soooo, you're smelly and unclean.

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Oh, FYI my first goal was to win a fight - did that the cheap way. I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online), so Im not too proud of it but it did the job. I sort of instigated it with this small-but-tough-looking kid in his dorm while he was by himself (I was just roaming dorm floors on a friday night back in sept) and he finally told me off and starting to come at me and I just put him in a headlock before he could run his mouth anymore, then came the mace and then I just pummeled on his sides for 2 minutes and booked it out of there. It was great because after like 30 seconds he just had this muffled crying going on. I almost got in some serious legal trouble since I was caught immediately, but fortunately I got an assault misdemeanor and a disc. from the university (my family employs an amazing lawyer, boo-yah)

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Let me make sure I have this straight:
You baited a smaller, unarmed person into fighting you, incapacitated him with a weapon, and then continued to attack him while he was defensless? You are a [censored] coward. And then had daddy bail you out of trouble with his lawyer so you don't have to own up for your responsibility? Even more of a coward.

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Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

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And a pervert. A smelly, cowardly pervet. Aren't you proud of yourself...? I hope you weren't expecting a wave of awe at your "accomplishments"...

[toddw8]

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Anyone else have any goals they set heading into college this fall?


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Get good grades...I guess.

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This made me laugh out loud.

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This might be the greatest post ever. I predict it won't make it until midnight.

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if it gets deleted there had better be a war to end all wars in the mod forum. because this is one of the best threads, ever.

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