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Old 09-02-2006, 04:57 AM
Ryanski Ryanski is offline
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Default WHAT THE [censored] IS GOING ON HERE

I MISS EVERY FLOP FROM THE BB. OK 80%. I MAKE A PAIR 20% OF THE TIME. I NEVER FLOP TRIPS. EVER. ANYTIME I HAVE A HAND LIKE 42O AND GET A FREE SHOT, IT MISSES. WHEN I HIT I'M [censored]. JUST RIGHT NOW I GET A FREE SHOT WITH 75S IN THE BB, FLOP A FLUSH ,AND THE IDIOT THAT POSTED BB AND SB HAS j4 FOR A HIGHER FLOPPED FLUSH. GOD. GOD. OH COOL 3 HANDED I JSUT HAD 2ND PAIR(j9X BOARD) OF COURSE HE HAS AJ. OF COURSE.

IT'S AMAZING. I HAVE NOT HAD A SESSION IN LIKE A MONTH WHERE I WON SO MUCH AS 20BB. THEN SOME [censored] IDIOT SITS DOWN RIGHT NOW, HE'S UP 30BB PLAYING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKIGN RETARD.
OH GREAT MY 33 JUST LOST TO A FLUSH DRAW!!! OF COURSE!!!!!


SUICIDE IS LOOKING LIKE AN OPTION NOW. I KEEP LOSING BUYINS.




ANOTHER HAND SOME IDIOT LIMPS ON THE BUTTON, I RAISE FROM THE SB W/A6S, IDIOT IN THE BB CALLS WITH Q9O, K76 FLOP I BET HE RAISES ME??????????????????????? TURN IS A 3 I CHECK HE CHECKS, Q ON RIVER I CHECK HE BETS I CALL HE HAS Q9?????????? EVERY TIME THESE PEOPLE DO THE STUPIDEST [censored] [censored] I LOSE. IF THEY BLUFF WITH [censored] THEY HIT. IF THEY RAISE [censored] THEY HIT. IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF 85O CALLS MY RAISE, IT HITS 2 PAIR AGAINST QQ(and obv THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IM HITTING MY 8 OUTER OR WHATEVER IT IS. MY W$WSF IS 39??????? AT 10/20 6 MAX LIMIT? LOL.

SERIOUSLY, WHENVER SOMEONE SHOWS AGGRESSION, I GET KILLED. THEY ALWAYS HIT. ALWAYS.
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:30 AM
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LOL limit
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:36 AM
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LOL limit

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LOL capslock.
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Old 09-02-2006, 07:58 AM
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Default Re: WHAT THE [censored] IS GOING ON HERE

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SUICIDE IS LOOKING LIKE AN OPTION NOW.

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Don't even joke around about things like this. Now you have to do it. PM if you need tips.
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:01 AM
Requiem1010 Requiem1010 is offline
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LOL limit

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LOL capslock.

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LOL cockslap.
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:11 AM
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SUICIDE IS LOOKING LIKE AN OPTION NOW. I KEEP LOSING BUYINS.


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i can't speak for everyone but i support your decision
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:21 PM
ama0330 ama0330 is offline
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PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STOP PLAYING POKER AND GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE OR GET A JOB OR SOMETHIng [censored] sorry my caps was on
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:28 PM
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ANOTHER HAND SOME IDIOT LIMPS ON THE BUTTON, I RAISE FROM THE SB W/A6S, IDIOT IN THE BB CALLS WITH Q9O, K76 FLOP I BET HE RAISES ME??????????????????????? TURN IS A 3 I CHECK HE CHECKS, Q ON RIVER I CHECK HE BETS I CALL HE HAS Q9??????????

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I laughed at this, because he tells us that his opponent has Q9 at the beginning of the hand, and at the end he calls and wtf he still has Q9?!
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:30 PM
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LOL limit

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LOL capslock.

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LOL cockslap.

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LOL aments.
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:34 PM
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online poker is rigged.



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I MISS EVERY FLOP FROM THE BB. OK 80%. I MAKE A PAIR 20% OF THE TIME.

JUST RIGHT NOW I GET A FREE SHOT WITH 75S IN THE BB, FLOP A FLUSH ,AND THE IDIOT THAT POSTED BB AND SB HAS j4 FOR A HIGHER FLOPPED FLUSH.

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and also, if you are missing the flop 80% of the time and getting a pair 20%, then how often are you flopping a flush?
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