Am I ever going to [censored] run good again? Also, I'm a LAG

[Xellos]

I mean come on, I'm no expert at NL, but I know 50% W$SD is absolutely horrible, especially when my hand range is basically 99+/AQ+. How long can people limp call a raise UTG with A2 or AT against my AQ/AK and flop two pair against my top pair? How many times can some idiot call my UTG raise with some random suited rags and flop a flush against my set or top pair? Almost every time I have gotten all in on the flop it has been with my 99/TT/AQ/AK which get outflopped 500% of the time, I have gotten almost no action postflop on my QQ+. It would also be nice if maybe just ONCE my TT-QQ could be up against AK or AQ on a preflop all in instead of being up against Aces.



Also, if one of you dirtbags says anything retarded like "at least you're winning" I will personally come to your house and cut you. I am playing 9/5 poker, I think that maybe just maybe I should be winning slightly more than half of my showdowns.

This Party monster is also utter [censored], I need to get up to 10/20 NL where it's not as frustrating.

[Pog0]

I hope, for your sake, that you play at least 50 tables at a time.

[Pog0]

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This Party monster is also utter [censored], I need to get up to 10/20 NL where it's not as frustrating.


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Um, this only really affects you when you win a hand. Based on your post, that happens 5% of the time so don't sweat it.

[Xellos]

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I hope, for your sake, that you play at least 50 tables at a time.

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It's like watching paint dry. At first I was 4 tabling but it was so slow I think my heart stopped beating, so for my second session of this crap I 9 tabled while listening to music and watching tv. It still required pretty much no attention to the game other than going on a rampage occassionally to click all the fold boxes.

[Parlay Slow]

My W$SD is under 50% for like 100k+ hands of 200/400/600NL

[keikiwai]

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It still required pretty much no attention to the game

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i think i see a hole in your game

[Raul Wong]

um, excuse me sir, I thought you were a 'other gamer' what is this NL bs? I havent played poker in awhile I KNOW you could have pounded the stud8 games for like a billion dollars a couple months ago... and I would bet they are still that good.

[Pog0]

why not... play more hands?

[Xellos]

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My W$SD is under 50% for like 100k+ hands of 200/400/600NL

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Maybe I just suck big time then.

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um, excuse me sir, I thought you were a 'other gamer' what is this NL bs? I havent played poker in awhile I KNOW you could have pounded the stud8 games for like a billion dollars a couple months ago... and I would bet they are still that good.

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I got tired of HORSE because I was running like [censored] and probably not playing that well. Both HORSE and Party Stud 8 games are super good still (especially 15/30), I'm just sick of them. After having my biggest losing day ever of like -1900 yesterday I want to stick with shortstacking the NL games like a douchebag for a while. If I can finally start winning some actual significant amounts of money then I'll go back to LHE and after I get bored of that it'll be back to HORSE/Stud 8.

If I can gay my way to 4bb/100 in NL at 1/2 by the time I get to 5k hands I'm going to move up to 2/4 and keep moving up at 5k hands as long as I'm beating the higher ones for at least 3-4bb/100.

[TobiasFunke]

You think you are a LAG?