Moments of Unintentional Hilarity

[rwanger]

In first grade on a poster about ourselves, we had to answer the following question:

"Would you rather be:
__ Rich
__ Attractive
__ Smart?

Why? ________________________."


I knew what was what, even back then. I completed that section easily...

"Would you rather be:
___ Rich
___ Attractive
_X_ Smart?

Why? __Because I don't want to be dum__."

[agent_fish]

I'm already smart and attractive. Neither of those are that great. I'd rather be rich because that gets you the most poooon.

BTW, this thread sucks. WTF?!111

[rwanger]

You weren't supposed to answer the question. You were supposed to say something stupid like:

"My little brother Curt was learning to write but he always bent the r a little too far down. We couldn't help but laugh at every drawing he signed".

[szw]

[Tennenbaum]

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You weren't supposed to answer the question. You were supposed to say something stupid like:

"My little brother Curt was learning to write but he always bent the r a little too far down. We couldn't help but laugh at every drawing he signed".

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Maybe he was confused because your example was not hilarious...or even funny. And neither is this thread. I say good day to you sir.

[rwanger]

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Maybe he was confused because your example was not hilarious...or even funny. And neither is this thread. I say good day to you sir.

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szw did a much better job of "dissing" me. Hope you were taking notes.

[Alobar]

dum is spelled with a "b" at the end

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