Dumb jokes you still find hilarious - Page 17

pmdvert18 · #**161** 08-08-2006, 03:13 AM

What did 50 Cent say when he got a sweater for Christmas?

GEE, YOU KNIT

pmdvert18 · #**162** 08-08-2006, 03:15 AM

What do ganster rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEEEE ACCHHHHHHH

danvh · #**163** 08-08-2006, 03:15 AM

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

pmdvert18 · #**164** 08-08-2006, 03:20 AM

A 4th grade boy came home from school one day and told his mom he had sex with his teacher. His mother was upset and sent him to his room and told him they would discuss this when his father got home from work. When his dad got home, mom told dad what his son had done at school that day. Dad immediately gave his son a high five and told him that he would buy him a new bike to welcome him into manhood. They proceeded to the bike store where the boy bought a shiny new bike. As they were leaving, dad asked his son if he would like to ride his bike home since they lived only a few minutes away. The boy replied, "No dad, my ass still hurts"

1huskerfan · #**165** 08-08-2006, 03:47 AM

What does an 80 year old lady taste like?

Depends

hoterdoc · #**166** 08-26-2006, 04:00 AM

what is the difference between bowling ball, and a prostitute's pussy? (answer in white)
<font color="white">if you had to, . . . if you really HAD to, . . . you could EAT that bowling ball. </font>

L_Dude · #**167** 08-26-2006, 08:02 AM

and here I thought is was that you could only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

OneForTheMel · #**168** 08-26-2006, 07:03 PM

This ones terrible, but I love it.

So this baby seal walks into a club...

Flow73 · #**169** 08-27-2006, 03:49 AM

A rope walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry we don't serve ropes here. The rope goes outside and ties himself into a knot and goes back into the bar. The bartender says arn't you the same rope I just told to leave.

"No I'm afraid not"

rothko · #**170** 08-27-2006, 05:14 AM

what did the frog wear on st. patrick's day?

nothing