Found Wife's Vibrator, Whats my play?

[Hornacek]

I love OOT.

[nath]

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what about dildos that vibrate?

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let's stick some batteries in your ass and find out

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1k last longer?

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I have two good responses to this that will take the conversation in entirely different directions...

1)Are you suggesting you can outlast me as a sex toy? It's on.

2)What about a 1k Aussie Millions satellite challenge, first one to win one wins the bet?

[Gildwulf]

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what about dildos that vibrate?

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let's stick some batteries in your ass and find out

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1k last longer?

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I have two good responses to this that will take the conversation in entirely different directions...

1)Are you suggesting you can outlast me as a sex toy? It's on.

2)What about a 1k Aussie Millions satellite challenge, first one to win one wins the bet?

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I think I am +EV in the sex toy last longer

I'll take that for 1k

[MyTurn2Raise]

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the little pink hand reminds me of Total Recall

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Are you also watching this on TBS?

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[amead]

OP: Even though everyone has the cavalier attitude that you should just whip the thing out and say that you're cool with it and want to use it with her, I expect that the reality of your situation is that such frank sexual discussion is probably a bit uncomfortable. And that's ok, despite what others say about needing therapy or a divorce. Some people are just more sexually conservative than others.

Here are some things not to do:
Confront her while brandishing the device
Asking her directly to use it while you watch

The correct answer to this situation obviously requires much more information on your level of comfort in frankly discussing sex with her. Assuming that you don't often have discussions regarding which new positions to try, and what your kinky erotic fantasies might be, I'd suggest saying something like, "I ran across something interesting in your sock drawer the other day when I was putting your laundry away". I would do this in a non-sexual situation, and only if you had a very legitimate reason to find the vibrator. If you were snooping, do not do this. I would suggest making this an off-the-cuff type casual comment, and letting it go very quickly. Just something like, "yeah, that's cool", and changing the subject. If she wants to keep talking about it then, she will. If you totally mortify her (as some women do feel mortified when getting "caught" masturbating), obviously back off, and you can slowly over time reassure her that this is natural. Things will go from there.

Edit to mention that there is a good chance that she'll say it was a gag gift that she's never used.

[SL__72]

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The above is a) a vibrator and b) used for penetration and c) looks like it possibly dispenses Pez.

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Awesome.

[Starfish]

Ask her if she's thinking about you when masturbating with her vibrator. If the answer is yes, then say it's ok then. Problem solved. Btw, a description or preferably pic of the vibra will make deeper analysis possible.

But I don't know... if I were into masturbating with artificial [censored] (dunno what they are called) or inflatable dolls if I wanted to tell my gf or wife about it.

(Vibrators can be different, some work only otside, some both in and outside. In Japanese porn movies they always (very small sample size, tho) seem to have small vibrators in use, wonder why. Tech geeks I suppose.)

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what about dildos that vibrate?

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let's stick some batteries in your ass and find out

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1k last longer?

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I have two good responses to this that will take the conversation in entirely different directions...

1)Are you suggesting you can outlast me as a sex toy? It's on.

2)What about a 1k Aussie Millions satellite challenge, first one to win one wins the bet?

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I think I am +EV in the sex toy last longer

I'll take that for 1k

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SHIP 1K BITCH