Donkaments vs Donk-and-Goes, what's worse?

[StupidAcesSigh]

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DnG's are disgustingly donkish. Its not even poker. Its like a retard fundraiser for the lucky guy that finds the most easter eggs.

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oh man I wish I was this funny that was really good hahaha

[MrWookie]

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Donkament posts mucho worse:

For every DonknGo brag there are 8 or 9 beats.
For every donkament brag there are hundreds of beats.

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Show me a DonknGo brag

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You show me a DonknGo brag, and I'll show you a guy who's too exited about winning as much in an hour as a cash game player wins in a single hand.

[CaptainBusto]

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Where's the option BASTARD??


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god i hate donkaments [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Rotterdaum]

BBV must be a really intimidating territory for the STT and MTT players. I mean a ton of people play them but I don't see anyone defending them here

[A_C_Slater]

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BBV must be a really intimidating territory for the STT and MTT players. I mean a ton of people play them but I don't see anyone defending them here

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I have a 56% ROI after 1235 donk and goes, which is like impossible and even I'm ashamed of them.

[Fergdog]

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getting a royal in a donk and go

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It may be a donk-and-go, but it was still a royal. At least it wasn't play money!

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t800 with t50 antes (4 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

CO (t4697)
Button (t1158)
Hero (t6599)
BB (t1046)

Preflop: Hero is in SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t1600</font>, BB calls t196 (All-in)

Flop: (t3196) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)


Turn: (t3196) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t3196) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)


Results in below:
Hero has 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a Royal Flush)</font>
BB has 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high)</font>

[pa3lsvt]

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BBV must be a really intimidating territory for the STT and MTT players. I mean a ton of people play them but I don't see anyone defending them here

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It's impossible to defend the argument that a single donkament hand can even compare to some of the hands I regularly see in BBV from cash games.

One outers for 5 grand are only eclipsed at the FT of the biggest donkaments, but regularly appear in BBV from cash games. Hat's off to the ballerz that roll like dat.

[WordWhiz]

As a professional Donk-and-goer, or retard easter egg hunter, or whatever, I still love this thread.

They are ridiculous; SNG's are to poker what a tofuburger is to grilled sirloin. Maybe this is why I never tilt and rarely even get emotional, unlike in cash games. It's tough to get upset when one of your half dozen tables pops up and tells you you've been eliminated, and you can't even remember what hand you had, so you don't know whether it was a bad beat or not.

So yeah, keep knocking the SNG's, and I'll laugh right along with you. I'm not proud. But I'm also not buying a new mouse every third day or popping capillaries in my eyes.

[Justin A]

I think Sit N Donk is a more appropriate title.