Insane Toronto "Seven-Eleven" variance!

[Slappy002]

So I went to my local Toronto Seven-Eleven establishment for some real food and I'm like "whoa, variance!"
There was this worker there and he was
- UNDER 30
- 99.9% FOR SURE HAD ENGLISH AS HIS FIRST LANGUAGE
- 98% FOR SURE WAS BORN IN CANADA

For people lucky enough not to know Toronto I ran this through Seven-ElevenStove and the odds of this happening are about the same as getting 1-outed on the river 4 times in a row.

[kvp]

WTF?

Where around Toronto do you live?

[grando]

let's talk about Vegas variance - my 2 friends banged 3 girls each and DIDN'T PAY A CENT

VARIANCE

p.s. one was a Vegas stripper

[Pudge714]

Which 7-11? That could severly change rareness.

[Slappy002]

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Queen Street East near Leslie

[TheBlueMonster]

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[JCCARL]

Story involving Toronto, definitely a bad beat
Regards,
Carl

[neuroman]

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Seriously, I was expecting a story involving at least one and hopefully multiple homicides. A whitebread canadian manning the till at a damn 7-11 is not INSANE!@$E!#!@!@

OP sucks.