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View Poll Results: How many times a week would you prefer to get head?
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:19 PM
CamelZoo CamelZoo is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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hahahahahahahahahah this guy lost 500k and he has a small penis to boot

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My nuts are small but my penis is fine. Thanks

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the shriveled balls are nothing, just wait til you get the bitch [censored] and heart disease. sweeeet!
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  #122  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:22 PM
faded faded is offline
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Default Re: cliff notes

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Chingaling, two things:

1. dead woman or live man?
2. gay son or porn star daughter?

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I choose these...

First onee is hard.. But I will choose to pee on the dead woman

Second... I choose to have sex with your porn star daughter than sleep with your parents gay son.

Thanks

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chingaling,

there are so many things i want to say, but i'll just sum it up by saying that you suck.
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  #123  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:23 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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hahahahahahahahahah this guy lost 500k and he has a small penis to boot

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My nuts are small but my penis is fine. Thanks

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the shriveled balls are nothing, just wait til you get the bitch [censored] and heart disease. sweeeet!

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I always took arimidex as an anti-estrogen to prevent arimitization.. Thanks for your concern, Also, I had a thorough cardi exam 3 months ago.. IM fine
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  #124  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:24 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Default Re: cliff notes

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Chingaling, two things:

1. dead woman or live man?
2. gay son or porn star daughter?

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I choose these...

First onee is hard.. But I will choose to pee on the dead woman

Second... I choose to have sex with your porn star daughter than sleep with your parents gay son.

Thanks

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chingaling,

there are so many things i want to say, but i'll just sum it up by saying that you suck.

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Man, thats a pretty solid effort. Idiot
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  #125  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:26 PM
LuckyDice LuckyDice is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

While Chingaling is big and could probably kick all of our asses, it's really not a problem. Why? Because we have mad $$$$ from poker and can hire someone who takes more 'roids then he does.
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  #126  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:29 PM
poisonxfree poisonxfree is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

Also, I don't think I saw anyone post this, surprisingly.

YSSCKY
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  #127  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:35 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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Also, I don't think I saw anyone post this, surprisingly.

YSSCKY

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I have, read the post.
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:40 PM
Slade19 Slade19 is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

lol

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PM From: Chingaling
Lets do it.. No police charges and no weapons and verification of who you are.. Deal?

Let me know via PM

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Lets do it! High noon by the water tower!

I'll eat you! Literally!

I'm the Jolly Green Giant's big brother... I'm about 6'10" and 435lbs. I don't have any actual full body shots for you.

But I uploaded a picture I had on my HD of my swimming suit (Don't ask, imo!) with a box of Mac n' Cheese for scale.



HIGH NOON!

And yes... the rest of you may make fun of me for taking pictures of my swim suit.
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  #129  
Old 08-15-2006, 06:44 PM
kickpushcoast kickpushcoast is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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lol

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PM From: Chingaling
Lets do it.. No police charges and no weapons and verification of who you are.. Deal?

Let me know via PM

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Lets do it! High noon by the water tower!

I'll eat you! Literally!

I'm the Jolly Green Giant's big brother... I'm about 6'10" and 435lbs. I don't have any actual full body shots for you.

But I uploaded a picture I had on my HD of my swimming suit (Don't ask, imo!) with a box of Mac n' Cheese for scale.



HIGH NOON!

And yes... the rest of you may make fun of me for taking pictures of my swim suit.

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is that a box of mac n cheese in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:46 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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lol

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PM From: Chingaling
Lets do it.. No police charges and no weapons and verification of who you are.. Deal?

Let me know via PM

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Lets do it! High noon by the water tower!

I'll eat you! Literally!

I'm the Jolly Green Giant's big brother... I'm about 6'10" and 435lbs. I don't have any actual full body shots for you.

But I uploaded a picture I had on my HD of my swimming suit (Don't ask, imo!) with a box of Mac n' Cheese for scale.



HIGH NOON!

And yes... the rest of you may make fun of me for taking pictures of my swim suit.

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Let me go ahead and interpret for any of you that are not versed in " Pussy-ish"..

I pretended to accept ypur challenge, but when it came down to it I pussed out and wouldnt even return the PM.. Now I am going to back pedal and try and post something that I view as funny so that I can try to save face and not look like a big pussy.

sound right?
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