brief bachelor party trip report

[mason55]

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where did you go?

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i can't remember the names. they were on the canadian side of niagara falls. i think the second one we went to was called seductions. the first one we went to was right next door. maybe after i get some sleep i'll remember the names.

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google is my friend. the first one was called the sundowner, and the second we went to was in fact called seductions.

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[Boris]

The hands down best strip I've ever been to was in Fort MacMurray, Alberta. It's north of Edmonton. These girls were 19 if they were a day and smokin hot. Also no silicon and buck naked.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Interesting, I went to a strip club in Lethbridge, Alberta. It was cool, and the Molsons Canada was strong and cheap. The one I went to in Vancouver wasn't anything special. Just like the ones here in Oregon.

[Zurvan]

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where did you go?

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i can't remember the names. they were on the canadian side of niagara falls. i think the second one we went to was called seductions. the first one we went to was right next door. maybe after i get some sleep i'll remember the names.

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google is my friend. the first one was called the sundowner, and the second we went to was in fact called seductions.

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i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] sundowner

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As do I... had my bachelor party there... those girls don't just dance.

[diebitter]

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those girls don't just dance.

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filth please.

[The Vibesman]

I've been thinking how much I need to get back to Montreal.

[samjjones]

I know guys who make an annual pilgrimmage to Sundowners.

[MattSuspect]

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I've been thinking how much I need to get back to Montreal.

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[Zurvan]

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those girls don't just dance.

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filth please.

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Two of my groomsmen got a "happy ending" to their lap dance, for the price of 2 lap dances. That's $40. Great place.

[lucas9000]

ok here's more details, not that they'll actually be interesting or exciting, but wtf...

ok so we started out in rohester on friday night. we got an escalade limo to bring us to canada and back, so naturally we thought we were really cool. look everyone, we're in a limo! for some reason we're cooler than every other bachelor party that rolls around in a limo! the ride up was pretty uneventful, aside from me drinking more beer than i have in the last decade (i hate beer and pretty much never drink it, but that's what we got so [censored] it). by the time we got to the canadian side of niagara falls we were all pretty buzzed. stopped at the casino to change our money (for some reason i still don't understand i left without losing a large sum playing roullette...probably our rush to get to the strip clubs we'd heard so much about), and then it was off to the sundowner.

the sundowner has this dumb membership system...you have to be a member to get in. from what i heard, it's so they can have smoking or something. so $5 cover + $5 membership fee and we're in. we walk in, grab a couple of tables, and are sufficiently amped. obviously the booze was relatively expensive. because we were a big group, we had to split up between two tables. one was at the stage, the other a little bit back. i started out at the back table. pretty soon some hot dark haired girl came up and started talking to me. so right away i'm like yeah you're hot but this is about my friend who's getting married so i bring her over to him (he's sitting at the stage table). we get about six feet away and i see him sitting there with a butt naked stripper sitting on his lap with her back to him, spread eagle. another stripper is on the table, with her face in the other one's box. so, i tell the one i brough that he's busy and to come back later. you can tell i'm not experienced with strip clubs. i should have gotten with this hot girl, but instead i just sent her off. genius.

so a little while later i come up to the stage table again, and the soon-to-be-groom is watching the girl on stage. now, two girls come up to me (one wearing glasses...SWOON), and i say that my friend is getting married. so they say they'll "take him out back and rape him." i ask how much, and $40 (canadian, of course) later, they've dissapeared with him. they were gone for at least 15 minutes. when he finally comes back his eyes are bugged open and he's just like "whoa." i asked him how it was and he said awesome. (note: he says he didn't actually orgasm with any of the strippers on this night. i think this was some kind of faithfulness thing.) he didn't give them any money, so i'm assuming my $40 was well spent.

the best value in the place though was when a girl was on stage. you could put a dollar or two (some girls would take coins, some wouldn't) in your mouth (or wherever), lay on your back on stage, and the girls would come over and get [censored] freaky while they grabbbed the money from the dude. i of course was stupid again and didn't take advantage of this all night. to give you an idea, later in the night when my soon-to-be-married friend did this, one stripper rubbed her tits all over him while another jerked him off (on top of his pants...but still)...all for $1 or $2 CANADIAN.

as for the girls at the sundowner, they were pretty much all hot. some were hot as balls. there were approximately two fat ones. that brings me to the final proof of my retardation. it was getting late, and me and another friend were just kind of chilling at the table by the stage. so, the two fat (relatively speaking) strippers come over. they start talking to us, and for some reason the fatter one is talking to me. note that "the fatter one" of the two fattest girls in the place means that i was talking to the fattest girl in a place with tons of hot chicks. so i'm talking to this fatty, kind of annoyed and with no intention of giving her [censored]. then she reaches under the table and starts rubbing my cock. damnit. so now my retardation kicks in again and i agree to a lap dance. she takes me to a stretch of rooms in the back, and we get in the first one that opens up. so she starts doing her fatass thing, and i'm trying to just think about her big bombs and not the rest of her fatness. if i seem overly critical, trust me i'm not one to be into really skinny girls. i find really skinny girls nasty. this girl was legitimately overweight, and it showed. so she's got her hand in my pants in this room, but there's no door, so people are constantly walking by. my good sense finally kicks in and i don't give her another $20 for another "dance" that may or may not involve me ending up with a mess in my pants.

now, two of the guys in our group had been missing for a while. like, an hour or more. finally they reappear and admit they snuck off to the place next door, seductions. this is the place we heard about where you can get blow jobs and [censored] without batting an eye. so, after one of them tells us about the bj he got over there (he paid $100 and she used a condom, but he claims she looked like salma hayek), we all head over.

seductions was much less crowded, and while there were some hot girls, a lot of them looked like what they were: not hot enough to cut it at other places and resorting to sucking dicks. i was really wasted by this time, so the time at seductions is pretty fuzzy. i remember that my atm card wouldn't work in their machine (thank god because it was a $15 service charge), and i didn't have enough cash at that point to really do much damage (plus i had been giving cash to friends whose cards wouldn't work anywhere in canada, and buying booz and dances for friends and [censored]). so at some point i realize that we haven't seen our limo driver in a while. i go outside and find him asleep in the limo in the parking lot of the other place. it's about 30 minutes before closing at this poitn and for some reason i decide he needs to come over to the place where we are.

i wake him up, he says hop in so i get in the back. he drives over to seductions and parks in front. he shuts off the limo and says he'll go in and get everybody else. at the time i thought he was going to go in and tell everyone it's time to leave, so i yell to him to stay here and i'm going back in. no sooner do i say that than he shuts his door and is heading for the entrance of the place. i try to open the door, and it's locked with the child lock on. same thing for the other door. the windows are powered so i can't get them open. the partition won't allow me to get into the front seats, or even reach in far enough to touch anything. i was locked in the damn limo. i wait for a while and then decide that i need to get the [censored] out. i have to resort to cracking open the moonroof (which only opens about 4 inches) and yelling to someone walking by to let me out. once i got out i was pissed and yelled at the driver when i found him inside. by then it was closing time, so we all stumbled out. by the time we were getting back in the limo i had cooled down and sincerely apologized to the guy for being a douche. to his credit he was cool about it.

the ride back to rochester was pretty uneventful, except for one of the guys puking in the limo drink-holder-thing right as the border people were looking in the back to make sure we weren't a bunch of terrorists or something.

so yeah bottom line is that the canadian strip clubs are way better than the ones that i've been to in the us, but i was way too retarded and too much of a moron in general to take full advantage of it.