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Old 08-15-2006, 06:01 PM
cwar cwar is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

You probably started losing every month because the games changed and you didn't adjust. I can't believe you started losing that heavily and didn't try and figure out if there was something wrong with your game. Yeah and going up in stakes to 100/200 while you were in a "downswing" GENIUS! I can see why you got that trip to the white house. Anyways considered yourself blessed you probably wouldnt have made it as a poker player and now you dont have to waste anymore time trying because ZOMG PARTZ RIGGED!!!
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:01 PM
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

hahahahahahahahahah this guy lost 500k and he has a small penis to boot
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:03 PM
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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Chingaling do you have some more photos of yourself? Just so we dont think you just took the photo off a random web page. Maybe a more recent photo so we can see your new biceps?

Thanks,

Dean

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I dont really take SHIRTLESS photos often.. But for credence, I will post a pic of me and girl..

Erything I said is true..

Including the challenges.. Why cant one of you step up to the plate?

Also, my face is fat in this pic as I had some wicked water retention from a Tesosterone and Deca cycle.

Its thinner now.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2..._2006/yeee.jpg

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you know what they say about picking up chicks off the short bus...

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Old 08-15-2006, 06:04 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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hahahahahahahahahah this guy lost 500k and he has a small penis to boot

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My nuts are small but my penis is fine. Thanks
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:04 PM
d10 d10 is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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I also got a 99 on the ASVAB; which my recruiter said is, by design, essentially impossible as the military doesn't believe anyone is "perfect".

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Your recruiter was retarded, the ASVAB was a joke. I took it drunk and not realizing I was going to be taking a test that morning and scored a 99.
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:08 PM
NoahSD NoahSD is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

IMHO, two possibilities:

1) Troll account
2) Guy who lost $500 at 1/2 or whatever, threw a k at the end of it, and added in a fake IQ brag and a cute story about going to the white house.

Obviously can't be true because I got 99% in every category on all my standardized tests every year but one (the one year was a 4th grade anti-calculator protest), and I'm sure tons 2+2ers/random not-too-stupid people have gotten all 99s without any trips to the white house 4 years later.
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:09 PM
IronDragon1 IronDragon1 is offline
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IMHO, two possibilities:

1) Troll account
2) Guy who lost $500 at 1/2 or whatever, threw a k at the end of it, and added in a fake IQ brag and a cute story about going to the white house.

Obviously can't be true because I got 99% in every category on all my standardized tests every year but one (the one year was a 4th grade anti-calculator protest), and I'm sure tons 2+2ers/random not-too-stupid people have gotten all 99s without any trips to the white house 4 years later.

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That's it dude-you're next
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:14 PM
MatthewRyan MatthewRyan is offline
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Default Re: cliff notes

Chingaling, two things:

1. dead woman or live man?
2. gay son or porn star daughter?
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:16 PM
AggroFish AggroFish is offline
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WHERE'S 'SUP BRO WHEN YOU NEED HIM!
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:19 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Chingaling, two things:

1. dead woman or live man?
2. gay son or porn star daughter?

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I choose these...

First onee is hard.. But I will choose to pee on the dead woman

Second... I choose to have sex with your porn star daughter than sleep with your parents gay son.

Thanks
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