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Old 08-15-2006, 05:26 PM
Flintoff Flintoff is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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In a nightclub, topless. This gets better and better. Im finally coming to grips with what you Americans mean by the word 'Douche'

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Its in Cozumel, and I was chowing ecstacy like pez.. It was a goot night. Sure better than losing 500k.

Lots of dudes have their shirts off in clubs in cozumel. Yer just fat and ugly, dont h8

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Far from it douchey. I'd rake my bod any day and that's the truth.
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:27 PM
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Far from it douchey. I'd rake my bod any day and that's the truth.

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Can you get rakeback on that?
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:29 PM
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Far from it douchey. I'd rake my bod any day and that's the truth.

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Can you get rakeback on that?

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Beat:
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:29 PM
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No takers and more TALKERS... Im so surprised.

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lol most of us don't need to reassert our manhood by starting fights. take less steroids k thx.
then again, it is easy to say that from the comfortable perch my poker winnings have bought me.
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:30 PM
JJguy JJguy is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

lol @ this thread and this forum.
BBV is so great on boring work days.
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:31 PM
mntbikr15 mntbikr15 is offline
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If we ever invade another muslim or Hindu country, I will be the first to sign up, so I can picture dikshits face on everyone I kill, and I will rape and pillage the women as they did to me for a year.

Enjoy

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[censored] gold
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:33 PM
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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In a nightclub, topless. This gets better and better. Im finally coming to grips with what you British wankers mean by the word 'Chav'

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So no fight or IQ test?? I am quite impressed by how well you "talk" with a penis in your moooof though
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:34 PM
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party is rigged. even though i suspected it was rigged, i continued to play there. my IQ is very high, even though I am clearly very dumb. i arbusto.
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:34 PM
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YO, ARE YOU THAT "FROM_CHINA" DUDE @ PARTY?
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:35 PM
Prodigy54321 Prodigy54321 is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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No takers and more TALKERS... Im so surprised.

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for the record, I weigh 130 pounds

I doubt that kicking my ass would give you much more stisfaction than kicking a 5 year old's ass

BTW, how many 5 year olds do you think you could take [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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