quotes from stupid people

[Aicirt]

Girl in my high school chemistry class:

"What is the solid form of H2O?"

[AJFenix]

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I'm not sure why people are posting all these shaq quotes. Not only do they not show him as stupid, several actually show that he has a clever wit. See reebok/pepsi and parthenon (which was a JOKE).

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It's true, Shaq is awesome in basically every way.

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[JustPlayingSmart]

How has this thread made it this long without a Tyson quote:

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

[asofel]

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Girl in my high school chemistry class:

"What is the solid form of H2O?"

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unfortunately, a lot of people probably wouldn't get that...

[odellthurman]

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I'm not sure why people are posting all these shaq quotes. Not only do they not show him as stupid, several actually show that he has a clever wit. See reebok/pepsi and parthenon (which was a JOKE).

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Agreed. Shaq is definitely not stupid. I love Shaq. When I saw others quoting him, I joined in tribute to the man.

[mrclean368]

'I can shoot with either hand, I'm amphibious'

Charles Shackleford

[eviljeff]

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In 9th grade Social Studies class during a test:

Girl - What does this word mean? *points*
Teacher - Medium?
Girl - Yeah, does that mean like, not that big?

This was in the honors class too ;(.

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Maybe she was only acquainted with "small" and "large".

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So many penis jokes, so little time.

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exactly how many are you seeing?

[fslexcduck]

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In 9th grade Social Studies class during a test:

Girl - What does this word mean? *points*
Teacher - Medium?
Girl - Yeah, does that mean like, not that big?

This was in the honors class too ;(.

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Maybe she was only acquainted with "small" and "large".

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So many penis jokes, so little time.

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exactly how many are you seeing?

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penises, or jokes?

[econophile]

i was hanging out with a friend at his grandparents' house on new year's day a couple years ago. a couple of his distant cousins where there, and they were real country folk and kind of slow. he was explaining what analogies were (he was teaching an SAT course for Kaplan), and he gave dog is to puppy as cat is to kitten as an example. to show that he understood, his cousin said "i love taters like a hog loves slop!"

[wooly_chicken]

In the middle of a 200 person biology lecture (he was talking about how lakes freeze in the winter) this guy raises his hand and asks "If the lake freezes over in the winter, how do the fish breathe?"