The Awesomeness of Patrik Antonius

[trickymartin]

Patrik is so hot that scientist estimate that maybe in 2040 we have the technology to calculate his hotornot average.

[Sgt Fishwife]

Patrik was playing in a $200/$400 NL heads-up match against Johnny Chan. On a board of K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], he bet out $25,000. Chan went into the tank and just called with K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Patrik turned over pocket horseshoes and raked in the pot.

[costanza_g]

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Patrik was playing in a $200/$400 NL heads-up match against Johnny Chan. On a board of K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], he bet out $25,000. Chan went into the tank and just called with K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Patrik turned over pocket horseshoes and raked in the pot.

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Interesting you bring that hand up, he was in a similar spot about a year ago,

Villian in this hand is Patrik Antonius. Link

[J-Mac]

I once told Phil Ivey, I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Then Phil Ivey told me he DOES belive in God, but the only thing that scares him is Patrick Antonius.

[prohornblower]

Chip Reese once asked Patrik if he could hold Patrik's jockstrap. Patrik said "no".

EDIT: Better Than Ezra just changed their name to Better Than Ezra But Not as Good as Patrik, because PA called them and told them to do so.

[Starfish]

There will be no more James Bond movies. The new ones will be called Patrik Antonius movies. Aston Martin stays as a car. Sean Connery's face will be photoshopped from the old ones.

[Arbitrage]

Antoniuos is so awsome that he turned a whole message board of hetero-sexual males into a bunch of horny little schoolgirls, without ever meeting or talking to them.

[prohornblower]

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There will be no more James Bond movies. The new ones will be called Patrik Antonius movies. Aston Martin stays as a car. Sean Connery's face will be photoshopped from the old ones.

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Yes, and his agent number will be "Double-O-seven-high bluff"

[J-Mac]

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There will be no more James Bond movies. The new ones will be called Patrik Antonius movies. Aston Martin stays as a car. Sean Connery's face will be photoshopped from the old ones.

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Yes, and his agent number will be "Double-O-seven-high bluff"

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This is a great joke. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] It reminds me of a thread way back about Phil Hellmuth, who apparently was listed somewhere as a children's author. Someone posted that his book was "Clifford the Big Red 3-to-1 Dog."

[Starfish]

I'm sad that no one else wants to tell that he recently really bought himself Aston Martin.