The Awesomeness of Patrik Antonius

[SadPoker]

Inspired by Chuck Norris facts.

Patrik Antonius was walking by the $4K/$8K game at the Bellagio. Chip Reese said, “Buddy, this is the perfect game for you. Take a seat.” Patrik Antonius smirked and said, “I don’t play low limits.”

Patrik Antonius doesn’t just know your hand. He knows the suits.

Patrik Antonius doesn’t grind out sit n goes. He won his way into a Step 5 Higher, then won that, and quit with a lifetime 1,000,000% ROI.

Rather than play heads up $500/$1000 limit holdem, Daniel Negreanu just transferred $120,000 to Patrik Antonius’s account. Just to avoid the rake.

Patrik Antonius once bet $20,000 on the river in a no limit game. His opponent called, then mucked before Patrik Antonius showed his hand. Just to save time.

[briankosydar]

This is retarded.

[Equidae]

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This is slightly amusing.

[arod4276]

funny

[Gary Stevenson]

the last 2 were pretty funny...though it could have easliy been changed to a different person and made better.

[SadPoker]

But who is more awesome than Patrik Antonius?

[TheBronzer]

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But who is more awesome than Patrik Antonius?



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I hope you're a chick...

[SadPoker]

Even a straight guy can appreciate the awesomeness of Patrik Antonius.

[Boredom]

You know how Chris Ferguson can throw a playing card through a carrot? Well, Patrik Antonius can actually throw a playing card through Chris Ferguson. INCLUDING HIS HAIR.

Patrik Antonius is so awesome that if he ever appeared on High Stakes Poker, it would be so inspiring to all those involved in the production that the camerawork for that episode would look like a Stanley Kubrick film, the opening song would be the same "I'm All-In" song, but an unearthed version sung by Sinatra, and Gabe Kaplan would manage an hour's worth of material worthy of Richard Pryor in his prime.

You know how Hellmuth says, "If luck weren't involved, I'd win everytime"? Patrik Antonius says, (in thick Ah-nuld-ish accent) "If luck weren't involved, I couldn't have gotten LUCKY WITH ALL YOUR MOTHERS LAST NIGHT, YOU STUPID [censored] DONKS! NOW SHIP IT, BITCHES."

[SadPoker]

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You know how Chris Ferguson can throw a playing card through a carrot? Well, Patrik Antonius can actually throw a playing card through Chris Ferguson. INCLUDING HIS HAIR.


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I like, I like!

Here's one:

If you ever meet a girl in Las Vegas you want to bang, decide whether you could be where Patrik Antonius has been. Because Patrik Antonius has already [censored] her.