(Review) chicago

[spaceman Bryce]

Last night I watched chicago. I had borrowed it from my sisters movie collection. It was the only choice really since 13 going on 30 wasnt in the box and all her other movies Ive seen or sucked. I also borrowed some bailey's irish cream and some samuel adams summer lager from my dad.
Anyway, this movie kicks ass.
Theres a broadway-esque show and theres a blonde girl who fantasises about bieng in it, but the guy who says he knows an agent really just wants to sleep with her. After telling her this(also, after sex) she gets really pissed off and shoots him. After this Im not really sure what happened but it seemed prettey sweet. Her husband tries to help her seem innocent in front of the cops. Then they are all in jail and theres floating heads and everyone is like "he had it coming!, he had it coming! " in sing song form and they are all dancing. Then i passed out.
9/10

[astroglide]

i think you're officially doing caricatures of yourself.

[SamIAm]

Are we gonna add this to DieBitter's list of film reviews?

Maybe we should move this thread to the Lounge. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
-Sam

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(Review) Bryce's Post:

yeah i read his post but i was thinking about reptiles the whole time and why they are so scaly but halfway through the post I took 3 nembutal and some ether and put on Enya so i was feeling pretty mellow then the last part of the post came where he said there were floating heads and I dont remember any floating heads in chicago so i dont think this was a very good review.
3/10

[challenger84]

Still horribly unfunny. Why has this jackass not been banned yet?