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#21
07-27-2006, 10:47 PM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the
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If you intend on playing tight, here's your story: You were on a bender playing games in the pit all night, and you miraculously ran the last few hundred bucks left in your bank account to $10k by 9am Friday morning. When asked how you accomplished such a feat, let the table know how Yo and Any Seven are your lucky bets on the craps table. Continue on, telling the table that your buddies thought it would be a larf if you took all the money you made and bought into the Main Event; let them know you never back-down to a challenge, so you walked over to the tournament area and bought into the ME on a whim. Get a printout from the sportsbook of the lines for that days games and leave it on the felt with your other things...spend the first few minutes of the event ignoring the cards and remaining oblivious to the chaos around you while you pretend to study the sports line...after a few minutes, yell to whoever is there sweating you that they should run back to the sportsbook and put your last $500 on a 10-way parlay involving that day's baseball action, and see if anyone else on the rail will lend you $100 to put on the Generals that night in their matchup against the Globetrotters -- make sure to note "you have a feeling". Then proceed to order two Jack & Cokes from the cocktail waitress, because you like to double-fist your drinks after you've been up gambling for 72 hours straight. No way anyone [censored] with your blinds after that. [/ QUOTE ] umm, this is actually brilliant. i will leave out the general's/trotter bet or someone will figure it out. however, i may just try something like this. 
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#23
07-28-2006, 10:10 AM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the
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Q: So how did we all qualify here today then? You (in best STEWIE GRIFFIN accent): I could tell you, but then i would have to kill you. [/ QUOTE ] FYP
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#25
07-28-2006, 11:00 AM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the
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[ QUOTE ] Tell people that you have terminal cancer, and that the entry was from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Tell them that you've agreed to donate your winnings to the American Cancer Society and the Make-A-Wish foundation ... if you're lucky to survive - literally, survive - the first or second day. Shave your head. Use a lot of white makeup. Drink a lot of water. No one will steal your blinds, people will fold to your raises, you'll get dinner comped, and maybe you'll get laid by Shannon Elizabeth if she's at your table. [/ QUOTE ] post of the month. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks. I was bored and in a morbid mood at work.
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#26
07-28-2006, 11:07 AM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the ME?
You ran into Mike Matusow in a strip club bathroom, and he agreed to stake you in exchange for a couple grams of blow.
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#27
07-28-2006, 12:35 PM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the
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i will leave out the general's/trotter bet or someone will figure it out. [/ QUOTE ] That was actually my favorite part. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#28
07-28-2006, 12:39 PM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the ME?
The only think I know is even the smallest fib leads to other fibs--and that will be a distraction for you.
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#29
07-28-2006, 12:41 PM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the ME?
This is why I wear headphones.
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#30
07-28-2006, 12:53 PM
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Re: Table Image Question: How Should I Tell the Players I got into the
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"I locked Lee Jones in my basement and subjected him to hourly torture and humiliation until he finally agreed to give me a main event seat and turn off my doomswitch." [/ QUOTE ] Is how I can finally win a coin flip on Stars? If it is Lee Jones is toast.
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