Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

[Autocratic]

[ QUOTE ]
"cum in my ass"

[/ QUOTE ]

Come on man, this was standard when I was 15.

[Aytumious]

"You can use my skin to bury secrets in."

[Malcom Reynolds]

I'm inside her and she starts giggling and yelling "Condoleeza Rice" over and over again. I have never lost a hard-on inside a girl faster.

[chesspain]

If before sex counts:

I was a sophomore in college, and this eighteen year old freshman whom I sort of knew back from high school and I were half drunk and half naked on her dorm room bed, seemingly minutes away from having sex. She then looks up at me with a scared look in her eyes and says "I have a husband and four kids."

Even without my future years of psychological training, I was able to recognize crazy, and I left without further ado.

[metrognome7]

This may be standard, but it both freaked me out and aroused me at the time:

"Make me feel dirty, you f**king pig."

[chucksim]

[ QUOTE ]
pull my hair and phuk me hard doggie style

[/ QUOTE ]

Beat my a$$ was included for me.

[FoldEqu1ty]

I told this joke to my ex GF once: "You know what's the worst thing about being an atheist?? You've got no-one to talk to when you're having sex!"

Then after that, EVERY SIINGLE [censored] TIME we had sex, she'd be like "Ohhhh!!!! G-G-Golly gosh!!!! Oooooohhhhh G-Goodie!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh...... Great!!!!!......". She thought it was the funniest thing ever. Bitch.

[spamhead]

[ QUOTE ]
I asked her to take off my underwear and she said, "you mean the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

[/ QUOTE ]

I was wondering when that one would come up. Gold, Jerry, Gold.

[fearless]

she says= 10 hours, thats all you got?
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[4 High]

"I [censored] love your dick"

Rock on.