Chicks dig squalor

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Have lotion available for rug burns. This shows a tender, caring side of you.

[Gin 'n Tonic]

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just a couple condoms in the fridge.

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Seriously - this is how I read it the first time, I'm like wtf?

[gumpzilla]

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Have lotion available for rug burns.

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Good call. Also make sure that your ball gag collection features many different soothing colors.

[Gildwulf]

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just a couple condoms in the fridge.

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Seriously - this is how I read it the first time, I'm like wtf?

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I usually like to chew thoughtfully on latex after sex too.

[Peter Harris]

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My brother got married last Saturday and I hit it off with this chinese swedish chick who I'll be seeing more of this weekend when she gets back from LA before she goes to back to sweden. brag post whatever.

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I [censored] LOVE how loose chicks get at weddings. 100% success rate, man. It's great.

[onthebutton]

Bison,

Did Ned like her?

Having a cute or even ugly pet can also be very good.

Also, do some dusting. Chicks notice stuff like this.

[El Diablo]

Bison,

Halfies rule.

[bisonbison]

Did Ned like her?

Ned didn't come to the wedding and we didn't go back to my place. So we'll know on Sunday. But the prep happened before the wedding, so it was on my mind.

[neuroman]

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Make sure your parents are out of the basement before she arrives.

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[PokerFink]

You might want to take the severed head out of the freezer too. I know it's hidden behind the ice cream and all, but what if she moves the ice cream? Then you're totally busted.