Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

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The original Marla Singer line (instead of "I haven't been F*cked like that since gradeschool") was "I want to have your abortion". It got cut by the studio/MPAA.

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...and when they heard the new line they begged them to change it back!

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2) One girl's face contourted and said "what the [censored] is happening to me?" as if she was turning into an alien. Apparently she had never come before then. So weird.

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Not the Total Recall picture I had in my head but this will do:

[Gunny Highway]

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"Breed your pet's womb"

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"Breed your pet's womb"

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[Evan]

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Yeah I just watched the Fight Club extras last night where they put the two right next to each other. Frankly I think the one they kept is much better, and she says it much better.

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I agree the line they used is definitely better.

[Alobar]

The first time I was with this girl I had been dating she asked "Is it ok if I cum?", she said it all serious too, like she needed my permission. Was really weird. Apparently her ex BF was an abusive douchebag. She used to cry a lot ater sex too, fun times.

[spamuell]

there was this one really screwed up christian girl that i'd never have put up with if she wasn't so screwed up, hot and uptight. these were the same night:

"do you think i'm a sinner? do you think god is going to punish me for doing this? i'm sinning, this is wrong, now bite me until you draw blood."

(as if she'd just come to this sudden realisation) "wow, i did a really hot but really stupid guy last week, the exact opposite of you!"

[Sod_a_You]

"But I thought you might want to taste it!"

Thankfully, I stopped her before I actually DID taste it.

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(as if she'd just come to this sudden realisation) "wow, i did a really hot but really stupid guy last week, the exact opposite of you!"

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That's really funny. I'd probably come back with, "You saying I'm ugly?!"

[Peter Harris]

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1)Christmas Turkey??? Who associates turkey w/ Xmas?


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From what i gather, goose is the 'proper' xmas bird.

That said, Turkey. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMM. We don't get Thanksgiving either, so it's usually once a year for me - I've never had turkey more than 2x / year and it's my favourite meat....mmmm, tryptophans.