granny's vegas trip report... luckbox or loser?? (OT)

[MS Sunshine]

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Passing cat off as beef is standard at Chinese restaurants though.

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Finally a good use for a cat. Is the kitten mongolian beef more expensive I wonder?

MS Sunshine

[GrannyMae]

after my tasty and VERY hot pepperoni pie, i decided to go down to the casino and slot (verb again). it is mighty early here and my game does not start till 2pm.

off i went. however, before i got 30 feet out of the elevator, i was stopped dead in my tracks by a brownie. not just A brownie, but a starbucks bownie. not just a STARBUCKS brownie, but one that is glazed with chocolate on BOTH sides. not just a brownie that is frosted on both sides, but a brownie in a group of 5 other brownies that was HUGE in size comparison.

the pastry chef had made an error, and granny was going to cash in. hmmm, luckbox again.

so, i had to decide amongst these things:

Given----> this starbucks closes at 11p pdt, and it was then 10.15

Choices---->

1. go play some quick slots to quell the jonses, and carry the magical brownie with me.
(embarassing AND messy)

2. go play some slots to quell the jonses and come back and get the glorious treat.
(Danger! brownie might be gone. option denied)

3. get the brownie and bring it back to my fridge, then come down and play slots.
*and*
if this option is exercised, should i munch on it on the way up the elevator, or save it to caress and fondle it in bed later?

naturally, option 3 was the only option, and not chomping into it was the final call.

ok, brownie delivered safely. back down the elevator i went (from the 13th floor, don't forget).

i take a right to the slots on that side, as the one's to the left are all $1 or higher, and that could be dangerous. i get to "my" side of the casino and see 3 heavanly things.

a. a video slot machine with signs on the top that say "new"

b. as a bonus, it was a sit down box, not a standing cabinet!! woo, granny gets to sit on her fat ass in an adjustable chair, rather than a barstool thingy where you have to look up at the slot. i smell a luckbox.....

c. the theme of this new machine are naked-ish cartoon chicks. game called 'that's a hoot' or something, with the title relating to the hooties, which were kinda hot, though as i said, cartoons.

boom, 5 minutes into playing i get all the half naked chicks on the bottom payline, and it pays 6,000 coins.

i sip down the last of my drink while hitting the cashout button and walk over to my favorite "craps money for tickets" machine and loaded up with $333.80. seriously, this luckbox thing is getting very spooky. i'm sure i will crash back to reality tomorrow by being out early, but for now it is almost better than cumming twice in a week.

finally, if anyone wondered what granny looks like, i present my picture. i am in 10 seat, next to bonetti.

there, mystery solved!




to be continued...

[MicroBob]

granny -

I definitely think they got your good side!!

Congrats on beating all those fish.
At any point did they get to succumb to the power of the Qs5s?

[kslghost]

I recognize those hands... from a dream of mine... oops, i've said too much.

[AAmaz0n]

Good Luck Granny. Keep the stories coming.

Sorry that I'm not there to root for you in person. I made many tries to get a seat to the ME, but just missed several times.

Keep us posted. Say hi to the Amazon room for me; I'm sure it's not the same without it's namesake there. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Shauna

[Borgland]

17-13-2 luckbox

extra point for actually getting the brownie back to the room [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Baulucky]

Robert "Granny Mae" Guthmann

WTF?. I've been in love with a guy?.

[Broken Glass Can]

Your count is a tad bit off:

flying on an air-tran deathbox
loser

[Death Valley]

"tomorrow we resume at 2pm with 9 tables of 6 handed play."

Best of luck!

[BBill]

badass says - bad *
fearful says - nope **
a lover says - its love ****
and a voit says - poivoited ***** [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

anyway enough of that. GL in day 2 granny, hopefully you won't be at the table with Mike Caro whom I just read also won his table in the Limit Holdem Shootout.

course if yer gonna win it don't matter who is at yer table.