BB or V quiz: Meth

Demiparadigm · #1 07-24-2006, 05:01 AM

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[01:06] <Demiparadigm> Hi
[01:06] <Demiparadigm> I have a story:
[01:06] <Demiparadigm> I went t othe Bar.
[01:06] <Demiparadigm> that's not the story.
[01:06] <Demiparadigm> and I was drinking
[01:06] <Demiparadigm> and I went outside....
[01:07] <Demiparadigm> (I can't explain this one...
[01:07] <Demiparadigm> The temp outside in Phoenix is like 100F at night
[01:07] <Demiparadigm> )
[01:07] <Demiparadigm> But anyway... these Somali guys are like
[01:07] <Demiparadigm> "Hey, Sami!"
[01:08] <Demiparadigm> (That's my name)
[01:08] <Demiparadigm> DO you smoke?"
[01:08] <Demiparadigm> and I said yes
[01:08] <Demiparadigm> and then they werte like "Here."
[01:08] <VP|midas> and they gave you crack?
[01:08] <Demiparadigm> and I realized they were talking about pot.
[01:09] <VP|midas> awesome
[01:09] <Demiparadigm> (because I am dense)
[01:09] <VP|midas> drug convos again
[01:09] <Demiparadigm> and I was all "uh... okay."
[01:09] <Demiparadigm> because I succumb easily to peer pressure.
[01:10] <Demiparadigm> So I got high with these african guys.
[01:10] <Demiparadigm> who talked to me about how they got high in somalia.
[01:10] <Demiparadigm> Did I tell you guys my dad's from Sudan?
[01:10] <Demiparadigm> that's why they love me.
[01:10] <Demiparadigm> but anyway....
[01:11] <Demiparadigm> I got high.
[01:11] <Demiparadigm> and then I was back in the bar...
[01:11] <Demiparadigm> high and drinking...
[01:11] <Demiparadigm> random tangent: I alsked some random guy for a piece of his steak... and he gave me some
[01:12] <Demiparadigm> and this african guy comes up and says "hey... my African brother..."
[01:13] <Demiparadigm> and goes to do that handshake-thing we americans do with like 4 parts to the ritual
[01:13] <Demiparadigm> and he sticks this baggie in my hands
[01:13] <Demiparadigm> (why do people seem to d othis to me?
[01:13] <Demiparadigm> )
[01:14] <Demiparadigm> and in it is about a dime (/10 gram)
[01:14] <Demiparadigm> of what is most probably crystal meth
[01:15] <Demiparadigm> (why do people in the US hate muslims?)
[01:15] <Demiparadigm> these guys don't give a [censored] about 82 virgins
[01:15] <Demiparadigm> er whatever
[01:15] <Demiparadigm> So anyway I am now at home
[01:16] <Demiparadigm> and I want IRC to help me weigh my options about what to do with $10 worth of meth.
[01:16] <@ake> take it
[01:16] <@ake> ?
[01:16] <Demiparadigm> poll time:
[01:16] <Demiparadigm> I ma now taking votes
[01:16] <niChuuu`zZZz> Demiparadigm: tak eit
[01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> $10 .. jesus christ.. its gotta be like.. nothing
[01:17] <VP|midas> $10?
[01:17] <VP|midas> might as well smoke it
[01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> YES $10
[01:17] <Demiparadigm> you forget the US is the grandfather of meth.
[01:17] <Demiparadigm> $10 will get 2 people high
[01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> jesus
[01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> piece of [censored] country
[01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> with cheap drugs
[01:17] <Demiparadigm> lol
[01:18] <VP|midas> find a friend and smoek it?
[01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> or smoke it twice
[01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> dont share
[01:18] <Demiparadigm> hmmm...
[01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> share is for pussies
[01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> nobody shares
[01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> its so last year
[01:19] <Demiparadigm> alll answers are leaning tworard A) Smoke crystal meth.
[01:19] <VP|midas> obv
[01:19] <VP|midas> just dont get addicted
[01:19] <@ake> A
[01:19] <VP|midas> and youll be sweet
[01:19] <niChuuu`wOrK> we didnt get other options you idiot
[01:19] <Demiparadigm> I love the moral backing of gamblers.
[01:19] <@ake> haha
[01:19] <niChuuu`wOrK> so obv smoke it
[01:20] <sarahhhh> what? demi is gonna smoke meth?
[01:20] <VP|midas> yes sarah
[01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> shut up mom
[01:20] <sarahhhh> D:
[01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> let the boy do what he wants
[01:20] <Demiparadigm> ... working on it.
[01:20] <sarahhhh> oh noes
[01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> u made him an ADDICT
[01:20] <sarahhhh> ive done lots of drugs, but thats a nono drug
[01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> hahaha
[01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> skank
[01:21] <niChuuu`wOrK> at the parties, u were like.. the coke whore
[01:21] <sarahhhh> fu
[01:21] <niChuuu`wOrK> suckin ppl off for a line ?
[01:21] <niChuuu`wOrK> y/n
[01:21] <sarahhhh> yep nichuuu...thats me
[01:21] <sarahhhh> coke whore
[01:21] <@ake> hows it going Demiparadigm?
[01:21] <@ake> Wanna play heads up?
[01:22] <VP|midas> demi hangs out with the shadiest people
[01:22] <VP|midas> hes been given free weed and free meth now
[01:22] <@ake> yeah no kidding
[01:22] <@ake> somalians
[01:23] <Demiparadigm> :now constructing crude foil/plastic hybrid pipe:
[01:23] <sarahhhh> !!?
[01:23] <Demiparadigm> I have heard glass is much better, but I don't own a glass pipe, unf.
[01:24] <VP|midas> sarah owns one
[01:25] <VP|midas> she'll go halves with you
[01:25] <Demiparadigm> Ihave no proof this works, but I have an engineering degree, and i read about it on the interweb.
[01:26] <Demiparadigm> pipe complete.
[01:27] <VP|midas> take a pic
[01:27] <Demiparadigm> now transferring said substance into said paraphernalia
[01:29] <VP|midas> gl demi

:BIG EDIT:

[01:37] <Demiparadigm> first attempt seemed a failure
[01:37] <Demiparadigm> reloading and attempting a different approach
[01:38] <Demiparadigm> second attempt seemed effective. recommencing said attempt
[01:38] <@ake> how you feeling
[01:39] <@ake> sami
[01:39] <Demiparadigm> tastes like aluminum.
[01:39] <Demiparadigm> I may be doing this wrong.
[01:40] <Demiparadigm> in the obituaries:
[01:40] <Demiparadigm> unemployed 20 something dies of aluminum overdose
[01:41] <@ake> good life
[01:41] <Demiparadigm> can't continue due to taste.
[01:42] <Demiparadigm> mission aborted
[01:43] <@ake> booooh
[01:44] <sarahhhh> what did u make a pipe out of?
[01:44] <Demiparadigm> update:
[01:44] <Demiparadigm> I just puked.
[01:44] <Demiparadigm> Is this a good sign?
[01:44] <@ake> rofl