I need some push bot advise.

[ZenMasterFlex]

I want to start gazillion tabling with no reads by just push botting, I'm curious how it works and I'd like to see a push bot chart and hear a testimonial or two about best sites for this what limits ROI etc.

[Guthrie]

Good luck with that.

[Jay Riall]

Wtf is a pushbot chart?

[IWEARGOGGLES]

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I want to start gazillion tabling with no reads by just push botting, I'm curious how it works and I'd like to see a push bot chart and hear a testimonial or two about best sites for this what limits ROI etc.

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Play the Party 215 speeds. I will come back from my break just to pwn you.

[RowlfTheDog]

There is an abundence of parody posts on this forum that gives it personality. OP doesn't appear to be a newbie, so is "gazillion tabling" with "no reads" a parody, or actually a serious request? If it is serious, I can emulate a lot of the responses:

"Even 8 tabling I can get good reads. Pay attention more"
- Person with # posts: 3000

"Oh yeah, I get a 32.8% ROI doing it this way on $6, I push everything with a face card"
- Excited person who played 10 games total and 2 posts

Read the FAQ
- A person with about 800 posts

"Tell me what your screen name is so I can kick your ass"

And finally:

"Get PAHUD and SNGPT!"

[oyvindgee]

[ QUOTE ]
There is an abundence of parody posts on this forum that gives it personality. OP doesn't appear to be a newbie, so is "gazillion tabling" with "no reads" a parody, or actually a serious request? If it is serious, I can emulate a lot of the responses:

"Even 8 tabling I can get good reads. Pay attention more"
- Person with # posts: 3000

"Oh yeah, I get a 32.8% ROI doing it this way on $6, I push everything with a face card"
- Excited person who played 10 games total and 2 posts

Read the FAQ
- A person with about 800 posts

"Tell me what your screen name is so I can kick your ass"

And finally:

"Get PAHUD and SNGPT!"

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You just made sure he doesn't get anymore respeonses. And I definitely wont chime in and tell him to read the FAQ. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ZenMasterFlex]

I was thinking more along the lines of 20 tabling low buy in STTs. My read would be that they all suck.

But thanks for nothing anyways, this forum has slipped a bit. I might be better off asking about STTs in the MTT forum. And I'll let anyone who wants to "PWN" me PWN me, as long as it's +EV for me.

[oyvindgee]

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I was thinking more along the lines of 20 tabling low buy in STTs. My read would be that they all suck.

But thanks for nothing anyways, this forum has slipped a bit. I might be better off asking about STTs in the MTT forum. And I'll let anyone who wants to "PWN" me PWN me, as long as it's +EV for me.

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What the [censored] do you expect when all your questions are answered in the FAQ?? Yeah, I know I said I wouldn't point towards the FAQ. This thread sucks anyway.

[TravestyFund]

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I was thinking more along the lines of 20 tabling low buy in STTs. My read would be that they all suck.

But thanks for nothing anyways, this forum has slipped a bit. I might be better off asking about STTs in the MTT forum.

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LOL, Look at youre OP. You expect to get sound, insightful advice when you post BS like that? Go to the MTT forum. They're gonna give you [censored] for advice too, as long as you keep posting like a 5th grader.

[wiggs73]

ZMF,

"I'm curious how it works"

You go all-in baybee, and yell SHIP IT all the time.


"I'd like to see a push bot chart"

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Blinds

Small...........Fold...................Fold sometimes

Big.............Fold sometimes.........ALL IN SHIP IT



"hear a testimonial or two about best sites for this what limits ROI"

My name is Wiggs and I pushbotted the $3.40s on Stars one time for a 14 game set and made all kinds of loot.