Afterlife scenario

[tuq]

Too funny, this just happened to me last week. I came back as an underrated 2+2 poster with a huge cock.

The correct answer has already been given. Eff the 100 trillion years thing, I'd maybe consider it if I had cable.

Instead, I'm gonna just keep offing myself until I become someone I envy. Saudi Arabian broad? Suffocating myself with my own veil. Richard Simmons? Self-pozzing. Karpinski? Choking on my beard.

Now, if I come back as Tiger Woods or Lee Hotti or nath, well then I'm riding that sh*t to the finish line...

FYI, not sure if I'm gonna off myself yet. I'm pretty badass.