Theoretical Casino Whoring Bonus Question

[jackybpho]

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Jacky, I hope you get busted, the casinos seize all your accounts, and you crash your Porsche. (Assuming you're not lying about that, which you probably are.)

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hey einstein, how are they gonna seize funds that i have already brought back to my bank account? and for the record, it's a 2006 bmw 330i, not a porsche. and for what it's worth, i could care less if you believe me or not. and finally, i hope you crash the piece of crap car you drive right now and i hope i'm so fortunate enough to be able to see you limping around so that i can laugh at the gimp you are.

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Wow, are you some trailer trash or what? Is being a gnome the only way you're capable of making money?

And are posts like this the only way you can feel good about yourself?

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Nope, as a matter of fact, I have a decent job, gnoming is just a pretty lucrative side/recreational 'job' i do in my spare time.

I don't need to post to feel good about myself...however i do feel pretty good about the recent increase in my bank account. oh yeah, the car doesn't hurt either.

[jackybpho]

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When a majority of people here the words "Online Gambling" they immediatly think "rigged". It is a hard sell for some to think it was that easy to make money. I was skeptical at first, but I did my homework and found that it was not really very risky at all. Funny how much it has changed my life.

I remember telling my friends I made $1500 in a week and no one cared. I was "lucky". It wasn't until I hit the 5K mark and started buying cool [censored] when some people started listening, and even still most would not try.

I remember back in the day (which was a Tuesday) when $100 meant a lot more to me then it does now. To a lot of people depositing $100 in an online casino is a significant investment, and one that they do not feel comfortable about unless it is 100% fool proof that they will make money, which is impossible to promise. I believe that many people are too scared to lose $100, and this is why they will not try it. That and playing X,000's of hands of BJ or VP or war or whatever just isn't for everybody, no matter how much money is involved.

I am always looking for easy ways to make money on the internet. I have been unable to find an easier way thus far.

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I agree, if people on here value $100 too much to take a chance, then they shouldn't. However, what can you buy with $100 these days? I can't even get 2 full tanks of gas with $100 these days...

[ImsaKidd]

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If it makes you guys feel any better, of the 10-15 people i worked with through my mentoring thread, i think one, maybe 2, are really sticking with it.

Making money is just not in some peoples blood.

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Clearly. You tell people there is a few thousand to be made in casino whoring and they say "Wow, teach me!"

Then you do, and they stop after 2-3 casinos.

Whatever.

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Not sure if Imsa was counting me in his 1-2 people, but I've springboarded from a few conversations with him back into some serious whoring, and it's going very well.

Additionally, jackybpho is on my ignore list, but I can see that he posted on this thread through the people who quoted his message...he claims to have made enough dough to buy a car. Keep in mind, however, that he is an admitted "gnome," signing up as many as a dozen accounts at each site with fake identities to claim multiple bonuses. If you think WE'RE bonus abusers...

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I assumed he was being sarcastic...

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Sorta. It was more like 20-25 PM's, 10 of them never went further than that. Maybe people just abandoned me after 1 email and are still whoring, iunno.

[kyleb]

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I don't need to post to feel good about myself...however i do feel pretty good about the recent increase in my bank account. oh yeah, the car doesn't hurt either.

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Then stop posting. Nobody cares about the size of your e-penis.

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Same a**hole, nicer car.

[gimpoone]

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I don't need to post to feel good about myself...however i do feel pretty good about the recent increase in my bank account. oh yeah, the car doesn't hurt either.

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Then stop posting. Nobody cares about the size of your e-penis.

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my friend jacky has been banned for admitting to 'cheating'. i highly doubt nobody cares, he says he bets 80 PM's in a mere few days that people do care.

[koolsavas]

working min wage and clearing 250 a week in fast food is poop. at night, come home get onto whoring a casino, and hopefully clear that in an evening. i feel like a true whore! fast food: 8 bucks an hour; whoring: 25+/hr, betting $2 flat (call me a pu$$y). whoring is going to buy me a used toyota corolla and pay my insurance for the year. that's my prediction.

my bank account was down to a couple hundred before i got my crappy job, so i stuck a c-note in at starluck and built my roll from there. i feel great, and it's all thanks to whoring. try it risk free for thirty days and if not completely satisfied take your money and run, minus the shipping and handling. ok i'm on crack now!

gnoming is fraud and crime never pays. my new prediction is i will come by a 2006 bmw 330i at a police auction for hella cheap.