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[ QUOTE ] what happens when you give a lawyer viagra? <font color="white">he grows taller </font> [/ QUOTE ] Not nose grows longer? [/ QUOTE ] they are dicks... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Where do you get virgin wool from?
Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer. Ugly sheep. The taste. |
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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a hard on?
He smashed his his nose. Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken... One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS." |
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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?
Bob. |
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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a hard on? He smashed his his nose. Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken... One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS." [/ QUOTE ] lololololol! |
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Two blonds are walking down the street and a police car drives by.
First blond: Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz? Second blond: No, but I've been swung around by the tits a couple of times. |
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Why don't women wear skirts in winter?
Chapped Lips |
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Dead babies etc.
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
(in white) <font color="white"> Because she was a damned dirty Communist! </font> |
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Guy walks into a bar with a jumper cable and asks for a drink and the bartender says, "alright, as long as you dont start anything"
A baby seal walks into a club.... |
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