got caught checking out a chick. your move?

[gumpzilla]

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most chicks don't get that kind of humor. they'll answer seriously, "no" and look confused and then, maybe, "oh, i get it. ha ha (rolls eyes)" my experience at least (of course, i have the looks of a cave cricket)

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Well, would you want to hang out with a woman who couldn't figure that one out? I'm not sure I would, either. So if it fails, oh well, move on.

[guids]

A couple of years ago, I rolled out of bed at 7 am, it was cold, dark, damp, Im in a hoodie and sweatpants to run the park by my house, run on over to the park. Im chuggin along looking down at the ground. I look up. I see the hottest chick I have ever seen. Ever. Im still in love with her. I didnt think fast enough to do anything, so I picked up the pace, and hoped she was walking another lap around the park so I could see her again and think something up. So I pick up the pace, I get to the 4th corner of the park, and I can see her in the distance, my plan: run with my head down, accidently "bump" into her, say Im sorry, ask if I can walk with her to cool down yada yada..you know, normal game spittin. So, as I approach, I accidently bump into her, say Im sorry, she starts a half-smile, then a look of horror (and this look I can really only describe in person) comes across her face. WTF! I think. and I just kind of take off, wondering wtf just happened as I hard part was accomplished. I get back to my house, take my shirt off, go to hop in teh shower, look in the mirror. My tooth had fallen out overnight, and there was blood all over my chin etc, which I hadnt noticed beore I left the house. PS hot chick, if you are reading this, pm me. I will marry you.


My friends really get a kick out of this story.

[EricW]

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A couple of years ago, I rolled out of bet at 7 am, it was cold, dark, damp, Im in a hoodie and sweatpants to run the park by my house, run on over to the park. Im chuggin along looking down at the ground. I look up. I see the hottest chick I have ever seen. Ever. Im still in love with her. I didnt think fast enough to do anything, so I picked up the pace, and hoped she was walking another lap around the park so I could see her again and think something up. So I pick up the pace, I get to the 4th corner of the park, and I can see her in the distance, my plan: run with my head down, accidently "bump" into her, say Im sorry, ask if I can walk with her to cool down yada yada..you know, normal game spittin. So, as I approach, I accidently bump into her, say Im sorry, she starts a half-smile, then a look of horror (and this look I can really only describe in person) comes across her face. WTF! I think. and I just kind of take off, wondering wtf just happened as I hard part was accomplished. I get back to my house, take my shirt off, go to hop in teh shower, look in the mirror. My tooth had fallen out overnight, and there was blood all over my chin etc, which I hadnt noticed beore I left the house.


My friends really get a kick out of this story.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[shemp]

You turn around, laugh, wag your finger at her and say, "I thought you might be checking me out. I just had this sense that I was being violated. Shame on you! Anyway, I'm Bob and I'm gay, but you might be a good match for a dude named Shemp."

[GreaseTrap]

Wink and shoot her double-barreled fingers.

[gumpzilla]

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The correct answer is:

Have you ever seen the end of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

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Yeah, I actually really like this, with the caveat that you walk back and actually introduce yourself as Ferris Bueller.

[shemp]

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Wink and shoot her double-barreled shockers.

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[jcardial]

Yell "you're hot" in a high-pitched voice, then start giggling hysterically as you run away.

[candyman718]

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A couple of years ago, I rolled out of bed at 7 am, it was cold, dark, damp, Im in a hoodie and sweatpants to run the park by my house, run on over to the park. Im chuggin along looking down at the ground. I look up. I see the hottest chick I have ever seen. Ever. Im still in love with her. I didnt think fast enough to do anything, so I picked up the pace, and hoped she was walking another lap around the park so I could see her again and think something up. So I pick up the pace, I get to the 4th corner of the park, and I can see her in the distance, my plan: run with my head down, accidently "bump" into her, say Im sorry, ask if I can walk with her to cool down yada yada..you know, normal game spittin. So, as I approach, I accidently bump into her, say Im sorry, she starts a half-smile, then a look of horror (and this look I can really only describe in person) comes across her face. WTF! I think. and I just kind of take off, wondering wtf just happened as I hard part was accomplished. I get back to my house, take my shirt off, go to hop in teh shower, look in the mirror. My tooth had fallen out overnight, and there was blood all over my chin etc, which I hadnt noticed beore I left the house. PS hot chick, if you are reading this, pm me. I will marry you.


My friends really get a kick out of this story.

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I think I was 7 the last time I had a tooth fall out overnight. There has got to be more to this story

[derosnec]

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Yell "you're hot" in a high-pitched voice, then start giggling hysterically as you run away.

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lol i laughed