Funniest thing ever said / heard in a LIVE poker game. - Page 7

Alexisonfyre · #61 07-03-2006, 10:18 AM

"The more hands you play, the more chances you have to win!"

Said a guy who called a 3-bet preflop with K4 but got busted out of the tourney.

miketurner · #62 07-03-2006, 02:53 PM

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"The more hands you play, the more chances you have to win!"

Said a guy who called a 3-bet preflop with K4 but got busted out of the tourney.

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Well... technically, that’s true. You will win way more hands. Unfortunately, you will lose more money. I hope you didn't correct him.

Supesimmo · #63 07-04-2006, 02:49 PM

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lmao. First of all I would never get robbed because I would pull out my gun before that happened. Second of all, it is a joke. It is also a reference from a t.v. show. you have no sense of humor

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I'd always slowroll Boycie

JoeKKer · #64 07-05-2006, 12:12 AM

Funniest thing I heard was the "river of justice"

Late in a tournament, all-in JJ vs AA.
guy flops a J and starts cheering.
other guy rivers an A, and says "river of justice baby"

MrMorden · #65 07-05-2006, 03:28 PM

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holy [censored] I have never heard so many [censored] clowns and geeks in my life. after all I have to remember it is a poker forum so it attracted a lot of socially inept nerds, who probably have never even seen a real gun outside of a police officer in their life to ever think that someone else could have one because they are living in a middle class bubble. wake up rich kid. the only person who made me laugh is the guy who pointed out how i put up a joke and then thought it was funny and no one else did, because that is pretty funny, hes got me, but the rest of you are clowns, you didnt even read the OP, or you mis-understood it, I credited the source, and I am paying homage to it by keeping the joke alive. I am not passing it off as my own. Jump off these other nerds dicks, Zero_333

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You should kill yourself.

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Well, he's got a gun and no brain. He's already halfway there.

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The funniest things like this one always seems to have grain of truth in them in a twisted sort of way.

Vertigo50 · #66 07-05-2006, 04:09 PM

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My favorite thing to do, and yes, i copied this from family matters, is when i hit quads, at the showdown i get a disapointed look on my face, and i say, I only have 2 pair... then when they start collecting the pot (assuming this doesnt beat them) you say, OF TENS, or whatever you quaded with. It is hilarious.

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Slow-rolling is the first step to getting stabbed.

Even the guys at my friendly home game would probably beat the crap out of you, take your money, dump you on the sidewalk, and tell you never to show your face again.

Just some friendly advice.

Vertigo50 · #67 07-05-2006, 04:13 PM

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holy [censored] I have never heard so many [censored] clowns and geeks in my life. after all I have to remember it is a poker forum so it attracted a lot of socially inept nerds, who probably have never even seen a real gun outside of a police officer in their life to ever think that someone else could have one because they are living in a middle class bubble. wake up rich kid. the only person who made me laugh is the guy who pointed out how i put up a joke and then thought it was funny and no one else did, because that is pretty funny, hes got me, but the rest of you are clowns, you didnt even read the OP, or you mis-understood it, I credited the source, and I am paying homage to it by keeping the joke alive. I am not passing it off as my own. Jump off these other nerds dicks, Zero_333

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I love kids who say "clowns" and "geeks" and think it's an insult.

I can think of a lot of things that would really insult me, and I have to say that these two words are not it. Images of circuses and pocket protectors do not an insult make.

And after this comment, I have to ask: Where do 9 year olds even buy guns?

Vertigo50 · #68 07-05-2006, 04:17 PM

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Slow rolling is awesome, i love being online sitting there with the nuts and using ur TimeBank then making the call couple of seconds before it runs out. It is so funny, when the villian goes like wtf where u thinking about lol. I cant reply b/c i got my chat banned on PokerStars(Life Chat Ban).

These people that think ur not funny r scumbags. There all like ohhh thats mean, [censored] em. The suspense rises when u slow roll, then its funny when the other person is mad.

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Two things:

1. You must be pretty hardcore to try slow-rolling people online. You should try it at a live game sometime.

2. You should try to arrange a double suicide with the OP. He already has the gun.

Warren Harding · #69 07-07-2006, 05:37 PM

Referencing Loony Toons > referencing Family Matters

Milo · #70 07-09-2006, 02:43 PM

In the world of breaches of etiquette, this one is amongst the worst. In fact, I'm hard pressed to come up with anything more likely to get you pummelled.

The sad part about the OP being a world-class douchebag is that he has no insight into how very wrong he is. The great part is that if he does this sort of thing, there is little doubt that he acts equally douchebaggy in other aspects of life, and will most certainly get pummelled one day.