Near Fist Fight caused by Flatulence (l/c)

[chadplusplus]

So at the Taj this past Friday night, just grinding out.

Out of no where at another table, loud enough for at least half of the card room to hear, "OH MAN, WHAT IS THAT?!"
"YOU GOTTA QUIT THAT [censored] MAN!"
"DUDE, I'M SERIOUS"

Finally, the guy stands up, chucks his cards at the dude beside him, and yells, "THAT'S IT MAN, IF YOU FART ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE [censored] FACE!" Leers over the guy, "COME ON MAN, YOU'RE DISRESPECTING ME AND THE WHOLE PLACE, [censored] KNOCK IT OFF [censored]" etc... really escalated here.

Floor/security comes over, starts dragging the guy out, he's trying to calm down security to explain whats going on ("The dude's farting man, come on!"), all the while, stinky continues to sit at the table farting and giggling about it. Unfortunately, the victim got tossed and stinky stunk up the Taj for most of the night.

Enjoy.

[Lottery Larry]

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So at the Taj this past Friday night, just grinding out.

Out of no where at another table, loud enough for at least half of the card room to hear, "OH MAN, WHAT IS THAT?!"
"YOU GOTTA QUIT THAT [censored] MAN!"
"DUDE, I'M SERIOUS"

Finally, the guy stands up, chucks his cards at the dude beside him, and yells, "THAT'S IT MAN, IF YOU FART ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE [censored] FACE!" Leers over the guy, "COME ON MAN, YOU'RE DISRESPECTING ME AND THE WHOLE PLACE, [censored] KNOCK IT OFF [censored]" etc... really escalated here.

Floor/security comes over, starts dragging the guy out, he's trying to calm down security to explain whats going on ("The dude's farting man, come on!"), all the while, stinky continues to sit at the table farting and giggling about it. Unfortunately, the victim got tossed and stinky stunk up the Taj for most of the night.

Enjoy.

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You think Mr Stinky was at FAULT here? Someone threatens violence over a body function and HE is the one you support?

[CCx]

i usually limit my farts to once or twice per table... any more than that and you risk being dimed out as was the case here

[JBB]

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So at the Taj this past Friday night, just grinding out.

Out of no where at another table, loud enough for at least half of the card room to hear, "OH MAN, WHAT IS THAT?!"
"YOU GOTTA QUIT THAT [censored] MAN!"
"DUDE, I'M SERIOUS"

Finally, the guy stands up, chucks his cards at the dude beside him, and yells, "THAT'S IT MAN, IF YOU FART ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE [censored] FACE!" Leers over the guy, "COME ON MAN, YOU'RE DISRESPECTING ME AND THE WHOLE PLACE, [censored] KNOCK IT OFF [censored]" etc... really escalated here.

Floor/security comes over, starts dragging the guy out, he's trying to calm down security to explain whats going on ("The dude's farting man, come on!"), all the while, stinky continues to sit at the table farting and giggling about it. Unfortunately, the victim got tossed and stinky stunk up the Taj for most of the night.

Enjoy.

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I think I know who stinky is, but who is the "victim?"

[Lottery Larry]

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i usually limit my farts to once or twice per table... any more than that and you risk being dimed out as was the case here

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I'm going to hold you to that.

[CCx]

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i usually limit my farts to once or twice per table... any more than that and you risk being dimed out as was the case here

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I'm going to hold you to that.

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casino rules only, home games are a free-for-all, sorry pal [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Lottery Larry]

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i usually limit my farts to once or twice per table... any more than that and you risk being dimed out as was the case here

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I'm going to hold you to that.

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casino rules only, home games are a free-for-all, sorry pal [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Page 23- "Flatulence and You" (I'll write the rest of the new rule into the rulebook later, once I think of the appropriate penalties) :P

[chadplusplus]

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I think I know who stinky is, but who is the "victim?"

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If you're implying Stinky was me, well, it wasn't, as I was nice enough to bomb my friends in the closed space of a compact car during the 5 hour drive there and delayed my getting started at the tables for a 5 minute hover session in the incredibly clean Taj crapper. Looking at those crappers, I'd say I wasn't the only one having issues with the breakfast buffet.

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[Quicksilvre]

This is easily the funniest thing I've ever read on 2+2.

[Bremen]

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This is easily the funniest thing I've ever read on 2+2.

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This is typical behavior for the Taj. In fact to truly be the Taj the player coming in after stinky needs to complain about the seat being wet.