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Old 06-29-2006, 12:00 AM
whodaman whodaman is offline
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Default Trip Report: Eating Raw Chicken

So, a few nights ago, i went to my friends steve's house and as i entered he offered me some chicken. I saw him take it out of the microwave and he served it to me in a dark room where 5 of us were watching a movie.

The chicken was breaded and was shaped like small chicken breasts. Steve served with chinese duck sauce with hot red pepper flakes. After my first bite i asked steve if "the chicken was raw?" But he assured me that he couldn't have [censored] it up because it was precooked.

As i was finishing one small breast, steve asked me "what is this chewy part that i cant swallow." Immediately I realized that the chicken was raw and ran into the kitchen and spit it out on the counter. Steve pulled the bag of frozen tyson chicken out of his freezer and showed me the instructions of how to cook it. "25 minutes in the oven." I instantly knew that it wasn't precooked and ran to the bathroom to hurl.

Sure enough it was "ready to cook" chicken and i had eaten a small breast of raw chicken.

five minutes later My girlfriend proceeds to tell me that i probably didn't get it all out. This makes me start heaving again.

To top it all off, his dog pukes twice nearly on my feet once.

So will i die/ get sick?
SHould i kill my friend?
Was my gf a douche or a great friend for telling me i probably didn't get it all?

Mike
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:01 AM
Clarkmeister Clarkmeister is offline
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Default Re: Trip Report: Eating Raw Chicken

Stop being a wimp and enjoy your flesh.
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:03 AM
Scary_Tiger Scary_Tiger is offline
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Default Re: Trip Report: Eating Raw Chicken

It's chicken. It's not like it's pork or anything.

You'll (probably) be fine.

Your gf didn't do anything wrong.
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:04 AM
punkass punkass is offline
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Default Re: Trip Report: Eating Raw Chicken

If you aren't throwing up (involuntarily) now, then you're fine. Usually if you eat undercooked meats, you'll get a bad case of the runs and nausea. If you eat lots of it, you might get sicker, and possibly die.

It sounds like you only had a couple bites. Can't imagine you eating more than that, because undercooked chicken tastes awful. Was it still frozen?
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:04 AM
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You're probably fine. You ran to the bathroom to hurl? What are you, bulimic?

NT
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:14 AM
neuroman neuroman is offline
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Industrial chicken is M-F-ing filthy. You're probably going to get salmonella and die.

Last week I accidentally ate some panchetta (raw pork), confusing it with prosciutto ham, which is cured and ready to eat. It was unbelievably delicious!
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:14 AM
Klompy Klompy is offline
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I really wouldn't worry to much, you may get sick, and you may not nothing you can do. If you puked you probably got most of it out too.
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:28 AM
funkymunky funkymunky is offline
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Default Re: Trip Report: Eating Raw Chicken

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So will i die/ get sick?
SHould i kill my friend?
Was my gf a douche or a great friend for telling me i probably didn't get it all?

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You might get sick (low likelihood). You could possibly die (very low likelihood)

I would only kill my friend if I was pretty sure I was going to die, but before I got too weak to complete the job.

Um, you're gf was a friend, but a little bit of a douche, too.
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