tuff_fish best of quotes

[SoCalRugger]

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"If he's got hearts, then he's gonna bet it, and I'll make him rue the day..."

EDIT: lol, new favorite, after EmpireMaker2 hits his draw:

"Anyhow I'm trying to look at twodimes and see if I was actually ahead on that hand...Ks...Th...versus, what the heck did he have...he had Queen C, space Jc...alrighty, let's see how badly I got rivered here...oh my! He was a big favorite already! He was a favorite as it was, so...dear god, he was a BIG favorite!"

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Which vid is this?

[caretaker1]

"God almighty, 7, 8, s--t, f--ing GD, man the cards just come come come when I don't want them ..." - and he won the hand

[Bukem_]

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Don't you guys find yourself rooting for him to win while watching the videos, I do.

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I felt bad for him when he flopped nut straight with ak, got it all in vs qj and the 4 outer hit. I'm not sure if he actually realized he had the nuts though.

[wheelz]

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Don't you guys find yourself rooting for him to win while watching the videos, I do.

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I keep hoping he gets roped by some serious bad beats.

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yeah. he gets so worked up before anything bad actually happens all the time, i'm always hoping to see the worst.

i was loving it when empire actually turned over QQ in that set over set hand

oh, and when he rivers the 8 against the shortstacks JT when he moved in on the QTx flop, that's the worst. you just knew he was gonna explode but then he sucked out. who wants to see him win pots when you could listen to him lose it instead?

[absoludicrous]

I love his nervous laughs after just about every single comment. He kinda sounds like a Chris Farley/Vince McMahon hybrid. Love it.

[prod_man]

I'm a big fan of when he just gets really confused and cannot handle 2-tabling. How he hates getting 2 good hands at the same time. Or when he's just 1-tabling and does something out of confusion like folding 55 when folded to him, then goes "OH dear! What have I done!" (or something to that effect)

[inferno]

the hell with it

[Nologo]

Holding JJ (no club) on a 789 all clubs flop. "Man, what a flop! Well, either I got it or he's got it, so I better just go all in."

[El Ishmael]

The winner so far is definitely what he said after he CRAI the turn w/ 77, LOL. Poster has it above. I was dying.

Gamble4You's owning of him was hilarious to watch. It's also funny how he announces that he's going to bet the pot everytime he does it, and everytime he bets the pot he has < ace high.

[CCx]

<opponent raises tuff_fish's continuation bet on flop>

"What the hell... what the heck is that supposed to be? I'll just raise it to three...fifty - let's see if he really meant what he said there. If he's got a set, then he'll probably push, and life sucks, and I will once more be really screwed."