Relationship Question

[Spade_K]

Please remove "Pompous" from my nickname.
hahahahaha!

Has anyone ever taken a girl to salsa lessons? If so, how long of a time must one know/date a girl before asking her?

[EricW]

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it seems in your quest for love and compassion, you have stumbled upon a quagmire of confusion and doubt! oft it appears to be the case among young nippers as yourself that during their courtships they entangle themselves in the most stressful of situations due to a privation of open communication and a fear of abandonment. do not complicate matters further! my exhortation to you shall be this: give your lady space in which to breathe freely! when she has decided upon her course of action, she shall come to you and you may continute with her on the journey of your affaire de coeur. be it not the case that she return to your side, it would be perhaps better for your own condition were you to resist letting yourself slide into a maelstrom of utter despair and perturbation, and to instead pursue other young women.

godspeed!

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lmao!

[funkymunky]

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Please remove "Pompous" from my nickname.
hahahahaha!

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GOLD!!

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Has anyone ever taken a girl to salsa lessons? If so, how long of a time must one know/date a girl before asking her?

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2 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours, 17 minutes and 12 seconds.

[ScottieK]

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Please remove "Pompous" from my nickname.
hahahahaha!

Has anyone ever taken a girl to salsa lessons? If so, how long of a time must one know/date a girl before asking her?

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Yes. Zero time. I met a girl at a wedding reception for my friend...later on he told me she was interested in taking lessons, so he gave me her phone number and I invited her. Too bad she's 24 and won't date anyone under 40 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I can't believe I'm helping you.

ScottieK

[SuckedOut]

Spade... this wont end well if you keep this up man... you are too friggen tense. Stop worrying about when the exact time to call her or invite her to an event should be. Relationships take time. right now you arent even in a relationship. until she states that she wishes to date you exclusivly, you guys are still just friends. so heed my previous advice...

"DON'T THINK ABOUT IT SO MUCH."

[thedustbustr]

For the record, I introduced Spade_K to 2+2, and yes, he does speak like this in real life. and bump.

also a *single* salsa lesson is a great first or second date. *multiple* salsa lessons... not so good an idea.

to the doubters: OP is not a troll, all of his posts are dead serious.

[thedustbustr]

proof:


Hello Dustin,

Look at Barry's low-content reply.

Regards,


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: comments@barrygreenstein.com < comments@barrygreenstein.com>
Date: Apr 28, 2006 4:12 AM
Subject: Re: Interest in "Ace on the River"
To: -

,

My book will teach you how to make money playing poker. The others are
basic books that will teach beginning strategies to play various games.

Barry

writes:

> Dear Mr. Greenstein,
>
> I have witnessed your tournament excellence in the World Series of Poker and
> your masterful skill in cash games, namely on High Stakes Poker on the Game
> Show Network. My question relates to "Ace on the River." I have read the
> major poker books, such as Super System I & II, Harrington on Hold'em I & II
> and Theory of Poker. I re-read sections of TOP often, however I became
> interested in this book when I viewed your name as the author.
>
> Please inform me of the supplementary value of "Ace on the River."
>
> Sincerely,




more proof to add to the trainwreck cause this kid is the man

spade_k: what % of the campus of [] is hot, viz girls?
spade_k: probably 25% babes, 50% attractive
holograham: viz?
spade_k: viz, a Latin word, is used in the English language
spade_k: it means "namely"
spade_k: Dr. Konyk inquired as to [holograhams]'s knowledge of circuits, viz. op-amps.

[holograham]

I too know Spade_K and can vouch for both the validity of his questions and that he does talk formally all the time. Hes not doing it to be arrogant.

That being said this is probably one of the most entertaining threads on 2+2.

[packley]

Please don't let this thread die.

[Hopey]

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I too know Spade_K and can vouch for both the validity of his questions and that he does talk formally all the time. Hes not doing it to be arrogant.

That being said this is probably one of the most entertaining threads on 2+2.

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How the hell have you managed to keep yourselves from beating him to death? Every time he opened his mouth I'd be looking to insert my fist in there.