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Old 06-21-2006, 01:58 PM
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Default Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

Brag, she was hot and the oldest girl i've done (she said 30, the face was close but makeup not much light hard to know, there was some sags around the place), I'd just been reading "The Game" that someone posted was good on OOT, was feeling frisky, friend gave me a call, went out, the rest is history.

Beat, terrible kisser and loosish I guess, but all in all awesome night and home by 2AM.
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:06 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

Nice stuff.

When I was 19 I nailed a 37 year old and I've hooked up with another 30 year old before too. <3
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:12 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

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Brag, she was hot and the oldest girl i've done (she said 30, the face was close but makeup not much light hard to know, there was some sags around the place), I'd just been reading "The Game" that someone posted was good on OOT, was feeling frisky, friend gave me a call, went out, the rest is history.

Beat, she was male

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Old 06-21-2006, 02:15 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

She was loose or your penis is small?
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:21 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

My penis is slightly large (6.5inches) and broad, so no she was loose. I should have suggested kegals but her english was limited as is my russian.
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:21 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

Beat: you are now married and she had sex with you for a greencard
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:22 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

?
did she look like this
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:29 PM
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

Brag- Nailed two 16 year olds as a 14 year old at the sane time (one was GF, other was her friend). Alcohol was involved.

Beat- Didn't take advantage of the situation to the fullest (pics, video, etc). Similar to a rookie winning the Super Bowl his first year in the league, you don't fully appreciate these opportunities and expect them as an every year occurrence. Which isn't the case.

Kudos on the russian score.
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:32 PM
FavouriteColour FavouriteColour is offline
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Default Re: Picked up a russian divorcee mother of two.

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Brag- Nailed two 16 year olds as a 14 year old at the sane time (one was GF, other was her friend). Alcohol was involved.

Beat- Didn't take advantage of the situation to the fullest (pics, video, etc). Similar to a rookie winning the Super Bowl his first year in the league, you don't fully appreciate these opportunities and expect them as an every year occurrence. Which isn't the case.

Kudos on the russian score.

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Pretty sure the video and pics would be illegal, even for a 14 year old?
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:32 PM
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Brag- Nailed two 16 year olds as a 24 year old at the sane time (one was GF, other was her friend). Alcohol was involved.

Beat- In jail for rape

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