SSNL [cheese] thread 2: JUNE (nc)

[ama0330]

This is to date one of the worst hands I have ever played in my entire "career". I want to post it here as a testament to my commitment to good play from this point forward. Every single aspect of this hand is incorrect and I knew what they both had before I pushed, yet still did, as a 15% dog.

Enjoy!


***** Pacific Hand History for Game 54090607 *****

$0.05/$0.1 Blinds No Limit Hold'em - *** 06 19 18:59:03 2006
Table Hot Buttered Rum (Real Money)

Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 10: LucyLynn ( $7.8 )
Seat 1: Arend ( $7.37 )
Seat 2: rcolin ( $6.71 )
<font color="blue">Seat 3: ama0330 ( $9.8 )</font>
<font color="blue">Seat 4: abyss14 ( $13.5 )</font>
Seat 5: Jihm ( $3.72 )
<font color="blue">Seat 6: pippap ( $16.91 )</font>
Seat 7: shawbury ( $9.09 )
Seat 8: kermit49 ( $9.9 )
Seat 9: zzhitzu ( $6.94 )

Arend posts small blind [$0.05].
rcolin posts big blind [$0.1].

<font color="red">** Dealing down cards **</font>
Dealt to ama0330 [ A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ]
<font color="green">ama0330 raises</font> [$0.4], <font color="blue">abyss14 raises</font> [$0.7], <font color="gray">Jihm folds</font>, <font color="blue">pippap calls</font> [$0.7], <font color="gray">6 folds</font>, <font color="blue">ama0330 calls</font> [$0.3].


<font color="red">** Dealing Flop **</font> [ 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
<font color="green">ama0330 checks.</font>, <font color="blue">abyss14 bets [$2].</font>, <font color="blue">pippap calls [$2].</font>, <font color="green">ama0330 raises [$9.1] and is all in. </font>, <font color=" blue">abyss14 raises [$10.8].</font>
<font color="blue">pippap calls [$10.8].</font>


<font color="red">** Dealing Turn **</font> [ 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ]
<font color="red">** Dealing River **</font>[ 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]


<font color="red">** Summary **</font>
<font color="blue">ama0330 shows </font> [ A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ].
<font color="blue">abyss14 shows </font> [ K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ]
<font color="blue">pippap shows</font> [ A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ].

<font color="blue">pippap collected [$28.1].
pippap collected [$7.05].</font>

[morberg]

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soccer sucks and the rest of the world should play a real mans sport like football or baseball.

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Actually we do play football. But one peculiar country have chosen to use that term for a sport where they throw the ball with their hands. Go figure...

[poboy]

Here is what the last 30 days have looked like, finally got to see what it is like to run good. Have also been bonus whoring like a fiend, so life is good right now.
[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


edit: And my copy of NLHTAP is scheduled for delivery today!

[TheProbst]

Make that a 12 buyin downswing at 25NL. In 2k hands. My win % at SD is 28.

My last 12k hands I am down with AA.

I need to be a case study on running bad.

[Keyser.]

Who was the 2p2er who made a hilarious joke about Einstein at a 100nl table while I was having a random discussion about theoretical physics with a guy named HerrBeaver? (it was a weird table)

[Pokey]

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a hilarious joke about Einstein


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Nerd jokes are my favorite.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a zebra? (Answer in white below)
<font color="white">Elephant zebra cosine theta.</font>

If you don't think that's funny, realize that there are two people in the SSNL community who find that joke absolutely hilarious.

At the boondoggle I'll tell you my psychologist joke. I can't tell it here, because it's inappropriate.

[Grunch]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understrand binary code, and those who don't.

[Grunch]

Here was a real TV hand I played last night.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $17.90
Button: $41.60
Hero: $40.40
BB: $10.10

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1.5</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button folds.

Flop: ($3.5) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $2.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $16.4</font>, Hero calls.

UTG showed Js 9s, Grunch shows Aces

<font color="blue">Crowd cheers for Grunch! You got him!</font>

Turn: ($36.3) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $36.3)

<font color="blue">Oh no! The one-pair-overvaluing fish sucked out! The humanity!</font>

River: ($36.3) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $36.3)

<font color="blue">Woo! Re-suck out! Grunch wins with Aces full!</font>

Final pot: $36.3

Everyone's up out of thoer seats, and with fists pumping high in the air they start to chant...
<font color="green">Grunch! Grunch! Grunch!</font>

[quarkncover]

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Nice work. Now immediately go out and buy the Iron Maiden box set. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hahaha! How did you know? I just bought a box set like 3 hours ago. Not Iron Maiden though (I have enough of Iron Maiden cd's), I just bought Dmitry Shostakovich box set (27 cd's!!!). [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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FWIW in another life I was a cellist.

Shostakovich's concerto in E-flat was my favorite piece in the repertoire.


BTW KOLOTURE IS A BOT!!!!

[cs3]

this is my month of june so far... all hands at 100 NL 6-max on Party:






and all my 100 NL hands so far: