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Old 06-17-2006, 09:33 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises all-in ($47.50)</font>, Button calls $43.50.

Flop: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $100.25.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has Ad 3s
Hero has Kd Ks
Button wins $97.25.
</font>
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, MP1 calls $1.50, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>.

Flop: ($3.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3.00</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises all-in ($63.72)</font>, Hero calls $63.72.

Turn: ($134.19) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($134.19) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $134.19.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Tc
MP1 has 8h 6h
MP1 wins $124.44.
</font>

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP1 calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.50</font>, MP1 calls $1.50, SB folds.

Turn: ($4.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets $2.50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6.50</font>, MP1 calls $4.00.

River: ($17.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12.00</font>, MP1 folds.

Final Pot: $29.50.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero doesn't show.
Hero wins $28.65.
</font>
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:36 PM
Andrew Karpinski Andrew Karpinski is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

wow
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:42 PM
Los Feliz Slim Los Feliz Slim is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises all-in ($47.50)</font>, Button calls $43.50.

Flop: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $100.25.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has Ad 3s
Hero has Kd Ks
Button wins $97.25.
</font>

[/ QUOTE ]

Once you ace flopped you should've folded.
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:49 PM
ilmb13 ilmb13 is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

I can't believe ur mad about almost sucking out on A3 with your KK.
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:53 PM
Jehaim Jehaim is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

My brother did that once back in the days, threw a brick from a tree on a friend's head. It bounced right off.

It was pure gold.
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:14 PM
EgoSlasher EgoSlasher is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

You could pretty much play your whole life and never lose that KK hand.
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:18 PM
Chrisman886 Chrisman886 is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

I call BS on hand #1
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:38 PM
younghov17 younghov17 is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

ive lost a hand identical to the kk hand, only i lost to at instead of a3, virtually the exact same hand
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:39 PM
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

you have nice teeth
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:41 PM
RyanCMU RyanCMU is offline
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Default Re: IM GOING TO DROP A MASSIVE BRICK ON SOMEONES HEAD

[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises all-in ($47.50)</font>, Button calls $43.50.

Flop: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($100.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $100.25.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has Ad 3s
Hero has Kd Ks
Button wins $97.25.
</font>


[/ QUOTE ]

OUCH!!!!! Id be going on apeshit tilt breaking every thing nearby!
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