Failed final, car broke down, how will my day get worse?

[neuroman]

My guess is that you will come down with the gout.

[NLfool]

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Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

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I'm sorry but I find this very funny

[ECWGuy420]

You'll become Rich's friend.

[JohnFR]

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Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

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I'm sorry but I find this very funny

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It's hilarious because it is from a movie, if you haven't seen Office Space you lose at life.

[Blarg]

Agreed.

To the OP: You will spend more than an hour passing the biggest turd of your life. You will actually weep while this is happening. You WILL talk to God, whether you are religious or not, about it. You will tug on it with your hands -- and it won't help.

When this is finally done, the bowl will be full of blood, you will be soaked in sweat and completely exhausted, and will have hemorrhoids the size of tangerines and a prolapsed anus, which you will push back in with your finger. This will hurt. Your spincter will be the size of a saucer. You will shower and even the water will sting like hell.

While this is all happening, you will miss several important phone calls.

When it is all over, you will flop on your bed face first and fall asleep, not waking up until it's too late to finish your paper.

[redrooski24]

That was grossly overdetailed.

[By-Tor]

Your dick will fall off.







again

[Xellos]

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Agreed.

To the OP: You will spend more than an hour passing the biggest turd of your life. You will actually weep while this is happening. You WILL talk to God, whether you are religious or not, about it. You will tug on it with your hands -- and it won't help.

When this is finally done, the bowl will be full of blood, you will be soaked in sweat and completely exhausted, and will have hemorrhoids the size of tangerines and a prolapsed anus, which you will push back in with your finger. This will hurt. Your spincter will be the size of a saucer. You will shower and even the water will sting like hell.

While this is all happening, you will miss several important phone calls.

When it is all over, you will flop on your bed face first and fall asleep, not waking up until it's too late to finish your paper.

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I am not looking forward to this.

[jcardial]

You will realize that all of the whining that you have done has resulted in hormonal imbalances that have caused your testicles to wither and your breasts to lactate.

[Paul B.]

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apparently I never got a sticker to put on my school ID this quarter to ride the bus for free (seems sort of useless when I thought I had a car that would transport me, oops), so I throw away $1.25 for the bus.

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This is the most painful part.