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Old 06-11-2006, 09:44 PM
Keystone Keystone is offline
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This is my first bad beat post ever so you know it must be pretty bad. This is the biggest pot Ive been involved in as well. I have 650 and both villians cover

PP $600 NL

1 horrible limper to me, I limp 22, Co raises to 20, the sb folds and the bb calls and me and the other guy call (4 players for ~$80)

Flop = J 2 J
This is where it gets [censored] crazy.

checked to me, I check, Co bets 25, bb folds, utg raises to 60, I call, co goes all in for about 600 more, utg calls, i almost have a heart attack and quickly call

Turn= A

River=K

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Showdown

Utg shows AJ for JAcks full of aces
BB shows AJ for jacks full of aces

Hero shatters monitor screen, explodes, punches the wall and goes on 3 day blow and hooker binge

BB and Utg split the pot of over 2k
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Old 06-11-2006, 09:46 PM
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standard as they come.
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Old 06-11-2006, 09:50 PM
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man, that's hurricane act of God stuff.
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Old 06-11-2006, 10:03 PM
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man, that's hurricane act of God stuff.

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[censored] hilarious.
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Old 06-11-2006, 10:15 PM
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Old 06-11-2006, 10:58 PM
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CO had 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you, and UTG had the other 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you. So combined you're dodging 8 outs. Sucks but pretty standard suckout.
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Old 06-12-2006, 02:35 AM
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CO had 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you, and UTG had the other 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you. So combined you're dodging 8 outs. Sucks but pretty standard suckout.

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um, no?
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Old 06-12-2006, 02:41 AM
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CO had 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you, and UTG had the other 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you. So combined you're dodging 8 outs. Sucks but pretty standard suckout.

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um, no?

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um, no? is what i was thinking when i read that.
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Old 06-12-2006, 02:46 AM
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CO had 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you, and UTG had the other 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you. So combined you're dodging 8 outs. Sucks but pretty standard suckout.

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um, what an idiot who cant spot sarcasm is what I thought when I read both of your posts.
um, no?

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um, no? is what i was thinking when i read that.

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um, what an idiot who cant spot sarcasm is what I thought when I read both of your posts.
um, no?
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Old 06-12-2006, 04:24 AM
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CO had 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you, and UTG had the other 3 aces and the jack as outs to beat you. So combined you're dodging 8 outs. Sucks but pretty standard suckout.

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Is this a joke?
Have you ever played poker before?
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