The Ctrl+V Thread

[IronDragon1]

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

[Andrew Karpinski]

***** Hand History for Game 4483674927 *****
$3/$6 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 10, 15:10:29 ET 2006
Table Table 109213 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: pocket3558 ( $280.38 )
Seat 3: HelloDolly6 ( $84.50 )
Seat 2: ( $150.80 )
Seat 5: michw ( $260 )
Seat 4: RainBroker ( $175 )
Seat 6: ohc6eajoh13 ( $316 )
posts small blind [$1].
HelloDolly6 posts big blind [$3].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to [ 6c 7c ]
RainBroker folds.
>You have options at Table 109173 Table!.
michw folds.
pocket3558 has left the table.
ohc6eajoh13 raises [$6].
calls [$5].
HelloDolly6 calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4s, 2h, 5d ]
bets [$3].
HelloDolly6 calls [$3].
noshambles has joined the table.
ohc6eajoh13 calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
checks.
HelloDolly6 checks.
ohc6eajoh13 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
bets [$6].
HelloDolly6 raises [$12].
ohc6eajoh13 raises [$18].
raises [$18].
HelloDolly6 calls [$12].
ohc6eajoh13 calls [$6].
shows [ 6c, 7c ] a straight, three to seven.
HelloDolly6 doesn't show [ 9c, 6h ] a straight, two to six.
ohc6eajoh13 doesn't show [ 6s, Ks ] a straight, two to six.
wins $97 from the main pot with a straight, three to seven.
>You have options at Table 109197 Table!.

[Marwan]

Scenes From a Marriage

[baumer]

dota 6.33 apem !#!

[Sack Lodge]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($26.83)
Hero ($24.65)
SB ($25.77)
BB ($33.64)
UTG ($36.21)
MP ($42.32)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $0.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, BB calls $1.75.

Turn: ($6.10) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, BB calls $4.

River: ($14.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $10</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $24.10

[Greenfield]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

[the machine]

http://creepysnap.ytmnd.com/

[snagglepuss]

Pre-flop:

bedeviling raises to $350. eastsideslim calls.
slygreek007 calls. Mahatma folds. 18quills folds.
Brits Man calls.

Flop (board: 5d 8c Ac):

Brits Man checks. bedeviling bets $1200.
eastsideslim calls. slygreek007 folds. Brits Man
folds.

Turn (board: 5d 8c Ac As):

bedeviling goes all-in for $1032.50. eastsideslim
calls.

River (board: 5d 8c Ac As 8h):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

bedeviling shows 9c Tc.
bedeviling has Tc 8c Ac As 8h: two pair, aces and eights.
eastsideslim mucks cards.


Hand #31223038-34298 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $5915.
bedeviling wins $5912 with two pair, aces and eights.

[gorie]

-190.5

[radek]

Precious [censored]