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Old 06-07-2006, 02:56 PM
Pasterbator Pasterbator is offline
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Default OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

2/4 NL is madd easy. Moral of the story, dont post in the CO, and limpreraise me BECAUSE YOU KNOW IM GONNA RAISE YOU BECAUSE IM ON THE BUTTON.

Obviously postflop is standard.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($147.11)
CO ($400)
Hero ($472.70)
SB ($519.39)
BB ($0)
UTG ($369.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $4. SB posts a blind of $2. UTG posts a blind of $4.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $18</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $28</font>, Hero calls $14.

Flop: ($70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $66</font>, CO calls $51.

Turn: ($202) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero pushes all in. Villain insta-calls for $302.

River: ($202) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: $804

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ks Jd (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $202. </font>
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:00 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

wow - this guy really knows how to put on the pressure with those aces.
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:14 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

Final Pot: $804

Results in white below:
CO has Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ks Jd (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $202.

So, you won 202 out of 800.
Who won the other 600?
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:16 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

villian won because aces have magical powers
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:42 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

Why do people post hands as brags where they play like complete donks?
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Old 06-07-2006, 04:57 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

[ QUOTE ]
Final Pot: $804

Results in white below:
CO has Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ks Jd (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $202.

So, you won 202 out of 800.
Who won the other 600?

[/ QUOTE ]

Converter effed it up, and i thought i fixed it. GUESS NOT.
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Old 06-07-2006, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

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Why do people post hands as brags where they play like complete donks?

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I played this hand perfectly. Look how much money i just won!
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Old 06-07-2006, 07:49 PM
sui generis sui generis is offline
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

cause i'm the juggernaut, bitch

-eric
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Old 06-07-2006, 10:57 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

You suck?
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:49 PM
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Default Re: OMG WHAT A DONK. HE ONLY HAD ONE PAIR.

cause it's BBV not B biatch
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